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‘WHY WOULD THERE BE SNOW, KENNETH?! THEY WERE IN THE DESERT!”

“BECAUSE IT IS CHRISTMAS, LEON. IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.”

“THAT WASN’T THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS, KENNETH!”

“THERE CAN BE MORE THAN ONE MIRACLE, LEON–IT IS CHRISTMAS!”

“DO YOU HEAR WHAT YOU ARE SAYING, KENNETH?!  ARE YOU HEARING THE WORDS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW? THEY MAKE NO SENSE!”

“YOU MAKE NO SENSE!”

“Uh, humans, you know it is almost April, right?”