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Flats vs Naturals

If you're someone with a terrible memory, you'll probably relate:

BD: Ok how many naturals in this? *one flat*

*insert forgetful flautist*: Uh...

BD: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS FOR A YEAR-

Telling it how it is in a tiny regional concert band. We're trying I swear.

The lord is testing me.

Oboes with Ducks

Oboes should have conversations with ducks, I'm sure it'd go smth like this:

Oboe: *does its thing*

Duck: Aight cool when u free?

Pop songs

Getting to play pop songs in band is the greatest thing.

Until everyone figured out that you've never heard the song before and are now a disgrace to humanity.

Spoopy Season

Golden instruments, it's your time to shine.