Flats Vs Naturals

Flats vs Naturals

If you're someone with a terrible memory, you'll probably relate:

BD: Ok how many naturals in this? *one flat*

*insert forgetful flautist*: Uh...

BD: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS FOR A YEAR-

Telling it how it is in a tiny regional concert band. We're trying I swear.

The lord is testing me.

Spoopy Season

Golden instruments, it's your time to shine.

Honestly I'd be on it as soon as I met the age requirement.

-LilFlute

tinder for musicians

instead of finding a date you find a band mate, someone to fill out your gig, a busking buddy, even a friend to jam with!

or just fuck ‘em idc

Welcome

To another band meme/ask blog.

I'm the head(and only) admin, LilFlute, welcome.

The ask box is always open, send confessions, memes, band secrets, tips for other, anything band related.

I'm a symphonic band flautist from Australia, doot doot my dude.

Hopefully I'll be able make some 🔥fire🔥 band memes for you all.

Always remember to look up at the conductor,

LilFlute

Listen I don't know what that is but it's concerning-

Popular Pieces vs Set Pieces

You want to play that popular piece, with sections that you absolutely adore, but before that...

The set piece.

TOOT TOOT LOSERS.

The instruments, explained by a pianist

violin: good. violin + piano = ultimate power couple

viola: firewood

cello: big violin but less squeaky

bass: pizzicato game on point

piccolo: my ears…

flute: toot toot losers

clarinet: sometimes Squeak Lord and sometimes The Best Player in The Band

trumpet: fortissimo or pianissimo? theyre the same sweaty

trombone: womp womp slidey horn

saxophone: the Best jazz instrument

euphonium: the trombone… but not really

french horn: like a circle version of a trumpet… but not really

tuba: bass is to orchestra as tuba (sort of) is to band

percussion: y'all cool how u do that holding like 4 mallets at once thingy

piano: truly legendary. but heart and soul will be the death of us all. rip

harp: its like… the angels have come down to sing to us