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I want people to know that there is, apparently, a Pepsigirl (also known as The Running Heroine) whose powers are enhanced speed, pepsi summoning, and time pause for some reason. She only appeared in like one pepsi commercial where she kept getting mistaking for pepsiman. (I can't find the actual commercial) The point I'm trying to make here is that Dani would love to have a pepsi themed robot to pilot.

Danny, homeless and hungry on the streets of Gotham, smells Condiment King and attacks him mid fight with the bats. At this point Danny is half feral from hunger and CK is yelling as this random kid steals all his stuff. The bats quickly lose track of this kid, partially because of thier own laughter.

Or

Dannys already having a hard time in Gotham. He wasn't sure how he got here and Clockwork is either ignoring him or can't hear him so he has to figure something out on his own.

Que Condiment King repeatedly destroying every place he tries to live (usually by accident or by being caught in the crossfire of this rouges fights) eventually Danny loses his cool and creates his own food themed hero/villian. That's right.

Pepsi-man

Of course Pepsi exists in the DC universe (maybe not, but it does now cause I say so) and with it the ye old commercials or Pepsi-man- Pepsi's failed mascot- also exist.

So whenever Pepsi-man appears people are in disbelief and go "Pepsi-man?!" And are baffled. Danny of course isn't that ripped...or tall...or an adult...but his parents were evil mad scientists and he and Jazz were raised from a young age to be thier heirs in a way. So naturally he made a robotic exoskeleton to pilot around. That was Pepsi-man. Danny never speaks as Pepsi-man, and uses exaggerated body language and gestures to get his point across.

Ya know.

Whenever he's not actively making Condiment King eat dirt.

if somehow i EVER get to be incharge of something Batman related i'll;

 A. change stephenie brown to stephenie Nygma, B. make it not to too dark, C. not overuse the Joker, 4. the manbat who giggles will only be in a nightmare sequence caused be batman getting sick from a form of scarecrow fear toxin, 5. scarecrow's design will be based on his later design in Batman the animated series, 6. I'll pro'ly call this batman thing batman: the caped crusader, G. never give cassandra a VA because i don'want her to talk, H. polka-dot man will be used atleast 1 time, and 9. it'll be 3d, J. copperhead will be based on the arkham series's copperhead because she's cool, 12. Jason Todd will be used (bumping this bitch upto pro'ly an "adult" rating), XIII. make a joke about red robin involving Tim Drake, M. use calendar man at-least 2 times 1 for a halloween special and the other for Xmas, N. use the judge persona of 2-face because it's cool, O. condiment king 'nough said, P. faceless is an obscure villain in the batman gallery, and Q. killercroc is southern , R. have a recurring joke of Commissioner Gorden saying that he's "not payed enough for this", S. just translate the original Hush comic almost 1:1, T. Call green arrow the knock-off batman, 21. have green arrow save batman, V. have manbat look freaky because he's an amalgom of bat and man, W. Use bronze tiger because he's cool, and 24. use sports master as a joke villain, Y. have Joker BE FUNNY (like, unironically, be actually be funny), Z. Epilogue: Beyond