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Bullying is okay as long as it's Tim Drake.
Like you love him, but he's such a dweeb. he's such a middle child. he's so cringe in all the funniest and impressive ways and you don't want to admit that he pulls cringe off as well as he does so you just make fun of him. his whole thing is stealing Jason's stuff - his name, his costume (Red Robin was originally Jason's, it's a very long story), his family, his bagels in the morning. He's terrible with girls and Stephanie (deservedly) bricked him in the face for it. He's just like Bruce, who's third job is to get clowned on by his kids. He's a rebel but only in that he gets away with lying like it's an olympic sport and he's a returning gold medalist. His coping mechanism for grief is cloning, illegal science, and committing international felonies. He has a higher body count than Jason and probably hasn't registered the fact. In every single alternate timeline he becomes a supervillain. He is hanging on by a thread made of rusty titanium and sheer willpower.
Giorno: I've been expecting you, Narancia.
Narancia: How did you do that without turning around?
Giorno: Let's just say the first two people I did that to were not you.
Mellorine!
Happy Valentine's Day
let the struggles begin
Mint and Cringefail
@clarisinne has been an inspiration to me to start making Stardew Valley stuff on here, so I wanted to make this.
I know it isn't much, but a simple thank you in an ask box seemed too little.
Harvey / (Cringefail) Farmer pt. 22
oof that reference. yeah... sorry about this one
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meager will not do
Summary: A narrow glance into what the ‘first time’ would look like for Clarice and Harvey.
Pairing: Cringefail(Clarice) x Harvey
Word Count: 500 words! Just a lil’ drabble.
Warnings: Not explicit, just implicit. Nothing happens really other than a vague steamy make-out session.
a/n: yes I know I’m insane. it’s short and sweet this time around tho! if you don’t know who cringefail is, go to @clarisinne ‘s account right 🫵 now 🫵. READ HER COMIC!!!!
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Harvey isn't really sure where his mind is at. It's loitering in some place he can't grasp— he tries to, fretfully, but it ruffles in some intense wind that he can't possibly hope to redirect. He's always known he's a weak man, but he feels so frail now. In a way he never has before.
It's terrifying, and not nearly as fleeting as he'd prefer.
Where ever his mind is, Clarice is here too. She turns her head into a kiss, one of a growing many, and one of her braids whip at his shoulder. Not one article of clothes has been stripped, and yet chills rush up his spine as if he's bare, as if instead of a braid it'd been her hand.
Harvey's hands ghost at her shoulders, wanting and yet so hesitant. Kissing her so feverishly, in this moment, is easier for whatever reason— but terror freezes him still every time he steels his nerves enough to attempt touch. In this one moment, they are so perfectly similarly. Clarice's hands graze over his chest, and his adrenaline spikes as if he'd dodged a bullet. He hasn't, and he'd never dodge one if it was Clarice. He's certainly proven that much over their many hurdles.
A thought careens in him, one that breathes heavily that he simply can't handle it anymore. These hesitant, featherlight touches that only whisper instead of shout.
Gentle, he wants, he can take. Gentle, he wants to give. Faltering, hesitant, skittering presses of their hands? He no longer can take it.
It's lust running through his body, maybe, but not entirely. It's hunger, yes, but it's one that lunges straight from Harvey's very soul. Needy for vulnerability, closeness, for connection words just don't do justice for.
"Please," he murmurs into her lips, pressing a peck to Clarice's lips, "Please touch me."
Harvey feels guilty as soon as the words slip past his lips, guilty for wanting so much. He knows better than to hold onto these thoughts in hopes of fulfilling them. To speak them, request that. It should've been let go the moment he recognized it for the greed it really was. Who is he, really, to need something like this? To want?
But it's about more than greed, a voice whispers, it's about knowing he's wanted.
It's about getting proof, boldened and underlined, that she yearns in this moment as much as he does.
Clarice makes some sound as if he's pierced her heart, but presses her lips into his harder. Her hands, still cautious, touch along his chest. Quickly, the touch becomes firm enough to wrinkle his shirt. Harvey melts with relief, moans it a little into her mouth, his hands brushing her waist.
He lets his body speak finally, gripping her waist no more firm than it was gentle. Harvey loves Clarice, he's starved for her, and he's only realizing more and more how those two feelings can dance so gracefully. If he only lets them. If only he wants.
this is my farmer her name is LITERALLY Cringefail and if u don’t like her u can leave!!!!
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literally if I were in Pelican town and in love w harvey I would be so fucking sick seeing harvey and cringefail interact. (don’t question how im there since cringefail is the farmer. magic!!) think I would actually end it all if I saw someone I was in love with be THAT in love with someone else. but I couldn’t do anything bc I couldn’t interfere w true love </3
Harvey / (Cringefail) Farmer pt. 51
cringefail is growing
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I. really love your art style and it would be so fun to see my farmer Cringefail w harvey in your style lmaooo she’s very cringe and fail, the dumbest farmer ever, is deeply uncomfortable w her feelings for him and says fuck a lot
TEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEE I LOVE UR FARMERRR !!!! SHE IS SO CUTE AND GOOPY !!!!!!!!!!! i love that she’s so mad abt her feelings thats soooooooooooooooo 😋 girl of her🥹🥹
Harvey / (Cringefail) Farmer pt. 54
psa to wear sunscreen. harvey WILL cry
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