Cue That One Song From Ice Age - Tumblr Posts

Are you a tiny orphan? I'm your dad now.

How about disowned? I'm your dad now.

Do your parents suck eggs? Cool, I'm your dad now.

Are you an adult having a bad time navigating the world? Neat! I'm your dad now.

I am now your huge dad. You can sit in my hand and I will ask you about your new hobby before we go get icecream. I will tell you puns and there is no escape. I will wear socks with sandals.

Congrats. You have a giant dad now.