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Watching Phil bday vod and had a cursed thought

Ocean overlord, blaze empress, and rose all around a passed out Phil trying to get the purple off him/his face

Ocean Overlord: WE NEED TO FLUSH OUT THE WOUNDS-

Rose: oh okay let me get the peroxid

-Rose leaves and comes back to Blaze Empress trying to drag Ocean Himbo off of Phil cause he was about to do a very scuffed CPR where he tries and flood Phil with his power instead-

Ocean Overlord: GUYS LOOK- I CAN DO THIS- JUST LEMME CPR HIM

Blaze Empress: NO YOU FOOL. YOU'LL DROWN HIM.

-Both Rose and Blaze Empress then have to put Ocean Himbo into a closet to keep him from doing something stupid again-

do you think if good omens had gotten really big in like old tumblr times that that side of tumblr wouldve been called ineffablr

Cannibalism is technically legal in all US states except Idaho. Alastor would have only been charged for the murders and not for the cannibalism if he was ever caught

my brain went on a cursed tangent as I was walking today. Basically I was thinking about how I hc Miles Edgeworth as having a fairly deep voice and than, I remembered that keanu reeves has a fairy deep voice that is oddly accurate to my hc vocal range for Miles (though Miles in my mind sounds less brooding than the characters Keanu gets type casted for typically and more formal, if that makes sense).

Which lead to me thinking of how cursed it would be to have an Ace Attorney live action film that had keanu reeves play Miles Edgeworth. Could you imagine Keanu with clean shaven face and Miles silly grey anime boy hairstyle?