Daily Goat - Tumblr Posts
We had our last super hot day here!
Last day of hot goat summer.
"Me and Yagi are BOOOOORED!!! Make us laugh or ill step!"
Yagi meanwhile is just stomping on cities.
What? im crazy about king you dont think im not his tiny goat husband?
Lineless and yet as we can all see. Hes not at all FLAT.
"I love the sounds of the circus..wish they let goats be clowns though.."
My back hurts. I need two large men to sit on my back
"Cowboys are common in the void..but none really last long..granted i do. and i do great."
"Move it buildings! i gotta go see my friends in towtilly!"
The sun and moon are always in love its silly to imagine them otherwise
"What? you dont have two mouths?"
As you finally break out of your timeline. your power no longer at its limit. you break out..and are insantly blinded by the void..only to find that your being crushed..slowly.
"I SEE YOU!"
A innocent voice booms..you are but a grain to other worldly horrors.
"King its your breaktime right?..can i cuddle the building now?..and pretend its you?"
"Sure my lamb."
