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Local Large goat cant find boyfriend cant even notice them on his bottom
What? im crazy about king you dont think im not his tiny goat husband?
Lineless and yet as we can all see. Hes not at all FLAT.
Ok so maybe he didnt let me die down here -w-"
"I love the sounds of the circus..wish they let goats be clowns though.."
My back hurts. I need two large men to sit on my back
"Cowboys are common in the void..but none really last long..granted i do. and i do great."
Whats wrong Rainy? you asked for this i said my butt or my Junk you choosed this man.
"Move it buildings! i gotta go see my friends in towtilly!"
You know this would be the perfect time to strike..they are asleep.. However your reminded when your entire world shakes that you are a germ compaired to Jammy, i mean look at that thing its a cosmic horror.
The sun and moon are always in love its silly to imagine them otherwise
"Aruuuu where are you? you said this town was big..but all we've found are ant hills.." It would take 9 hours before they had the idea to look down..
"What? you dont have two mouths?"