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“It’s incredible how it takes the insane clown to point out the problems with this country’s justice system.”

Unusual Muse Associations

HERB / SPICE: Cayenne pepper. WEATHER: The cold, relentless sleet of winter, where icy rain hammers down painfully on wet skin. PRIMARY COLOUR: White. COLOUR OF THE SKY: Gloomy, grey evenings, city skylines. SHOE:  Men’s business shoes (luxury). HOUSEPLANT:  Snapdragons. BLADE WEAPON: Surgical scalpels, tailored to slice through flesh. SOCIAL MEDIA:  Craigslist (or the Gotham equivalent to hire new thugs). MAKEUP PRODUCT:  Foundation (contouring). CANDY:  Atomic Fireballs. TANGIBLE FEAR:  Mirrors, being stared at, imposter syndrome (fear of being ‘found out’) METHOD OF LONG-DISTANCE TRAVEL:  Limousine. ART STYLE:  Mukhota. HISTORICAL PERIOD: 1970′s. TYPE OF JEWELRY:  Signet ring. MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE:  Skinwalker. PIECE OF STATIONERY:  Fountain pen (luxury). THREE EMOJI COMBINATION: 💀🔪🩸 CELESTIAL BODY:  The moon (specifically it’s phases) TV TROPE:  Torture Technician.

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What part of this haunted house are you? 

The mirror

What do you see today? Better yet, what don’t you see today? Probably the same as yesterday, right? Everything at once and nothing at all. You know the face looking back at you enough to know that it is not your own, whatever that means. You’ve learned by now that your face is irrelevant, one that takes a backseat to the ones that come to you every day, asking you to show them lies. You don’t, of course, you are an amalgamation of all the faces looking back at you, a reflection of themselves. There is nothing but truth in that. Don’t take it too personally, then, when they scream in your face and take off running. You show them what they show you: who they are. It’s something you can relate to, isn’t it? Not being able to confront yourself face-to-face.

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BDSM Test

Took the longer version of the quiz just out of curiosity and I feel it’s fairly accurate of Roman and his tastes.

86% Switch 85% Experimentalist 81% Dominant 77% Sadist 70% Rigger 69% Masochist 67% Voyeur 66% Degrader 65% Brat tamer 62% Primal (Hunter) 62% Submissive 57% Master/Mistress 51% Rope bunny 51% Non-monogamist 48% Primal (Prey) 47% Owner 37% Brat 35% Vanilla 29% Degradee 27% Exhibitionist 9% Daddy/Mommy 4% Slave 3% Pet 0% Ageplayer 0% Boy/Girl

Lets Play A Game of This Or That? (NSFW Edition)

My muse has to pick one or the other. They have to pick one. Not neither, not both.

Submissive or Dominant? Whips or Chains? Handcuffs or Shibari? Pillow Princess or Power Bottom? Voyeur or Exhibitionist? Blindfolds or Spreader Bars? Butt Plugs or Vibrators? Edging or Multiple Rounds? Knots or Ovipositor? Spanking or Scratching? Ball Gag or Muzzle? Strap on or Double Sided Dildo? On on one or Group Sex? Vanilla or Kinky? Lengthy Cocks or Girthy Cocks? Small Boobs or Large Boobs? Ass or Chests? Thighs or Arms? Hot Wax or Knifeplay? Loud or Quiet? Biting or Sucking? Collars or Piercings? Costumes or Lingerie Monogamy or Polyamory?  Laughing and silliness during sex or Intensity and power struggle during sex? Fucking a Virgin or Fucking someone with experience? Face to face or from behind? Phone sex or Sexting? Cumming inside or Cumming outside Being filled or Bukkake Dirty Talk or Degradation? Role play or Porn on in the background? Public Edging or Filming in the Bedroom? Condom or Bareback? Lube or Raw? Video Call Masturbation or Sexy Selfies? Blood Play or Breath Play? Face fucking or Anal sex? Leather or PVC? Morning Sex or Evening Sex? Clothes on or Clothes off?

Create the perfect horror movie and i’ll tell you which villain is in love with you...

The Mad Woman

Mirrors, silhouettes, and eye contact dominates your horror film. She’s unstable - the vast assemblage of gothic symbolism follows her everywhere - but amid the madness is a sharp, keen focus and a steady attention that make her love seem more like a fever. She’ll want you to save her.

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𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃

Neutral Evil

You are 93.3% evil, 18.3% chaotic, making you neutral evil.

Roman Sionis is primarily concerned with himself and his own advancement. His primary interest is in getting ahead in life. If there is a quick and easy way to profit, he will pursue it, whether it be legal, questionable, or even obviously illegal – as long as he stands to gain from it. Although Roman does not have the every-man-for-himself attitude of Chaotic Evil personalities, he nevertheless has no qualms about betraying his friends and companions for personal gain. Neutral Evil personalities typically base their allegiance on power, money, and personal gain, which makes them prone to two-timing and quite receptive to bribes.

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What is your character arc?

Corruption arc

So. You got worse. And I'm not entirely sure I can blame you for it. Maybe it was in you all along, hidden and waiting, or maybe someone planted it in you and watched it grow. Either way, it's there now and you hold it in your fist like a second heart - this blood, this hunger, this thrill of having teeth and using them. Perhaps you are right to. You are a mirror for the hardness of the world, and a mirror that we could all stand to look in more often. It's hard to watch the bleeding bring about more blood, but it is undeniable that you are very good at wounding.

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𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ?

The Chariot.

You like to be in control and hate to see things stagnate. You need to be constantly moving, or at least constantly planning how to get ahead. When things start to slow down, you’ll find a way to get them moving and shaking again! You’re very goal-oriented, and you’ll reach them, too — as long as you stay focused. You’ve got a strong competitive urge and you like to come out on top. You’re certainly not backward about coming forward!

You’re often at your best when you have to assert yourself and take charge of the situation. You’re confident in expressing your needs to others, for you know that no man is an island and you can’t do everything by yourself. You have faith in your capabilities, and you know who you are and what you want. You’re determined and assertive, but you need to watch that this assertiveness doesn’t come on too strong. Many people don’t know what to do with someone who is direct and truthful!

Like everyone else, you have your faults, and there are times when your life seems to spin out of control. In an effort to find some kind of balance again, sometimes you take too much control, coming across as aggressive and bossy. You cannot control everything, and at times like this, you have to prioritize and pick your battles wisely. You don’t have to be in control of everything, and often it’s best not to be. It gives others a chance to grow and to learn things that will enhance their own lives.

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What does your muse smell like? Roman has expensive taste therefore enjoys a wide range of men’s colognes. One of his favourite scents to use is Clive Christian’s 1872 Masculine Edition, which combines deep earthy, wooden notes with fresh green resins to produce an invigorating aroma with hints of sandalwood, pine and salt. One bottle lasts a good while, up to a year as he likes to alternate his collection but beneath his colognes, Roman’s scent carries musky tones of cuban tobacco, gunpowder and iron.

What do your muse’s hands feel like? His palms are calloused and rough to the touch even with the use of moisturizer and gloves. Roman’s hands see a lot of day-to-day action from writing, smoking, fighting, shooting guns and torture - he’s pretty much always doing something with them at any given moment but keeping his skin moisturized has given it a softer feel beneath that crushing strength of his.

What does your muse usually eat in a day? Ever since he hit puberty, Roman’s always been a big eater and it wasn’t long before he grew taller than both his parents. His mother tried controlling the amount he ate but his temper only grew worse when smaller portions could no longer satiate his growing body. Fortunately he’s managed to maintain a somewhat healthy relationship with food, enjoying fine cuisine so much he refuses to eat junk food and anything else he considers to be ‘low class’ unless he’s actually starving. For breakfast, he’ll usually partake in a fried breakfast. It’s not healthy but it is quick and the high salt content helps him bounce back from any hangovers as a result of drinking too much the night before. For lunch, he’ll usually settle for something lighter - soup or pasta is his usual choice, with sicilian chicken soup being his favourite during the colder months of Gotham. For dinner, he loves nothing more than a prime cut of steak with fried mushrooms + onions on the side and a colourful salad with dark, leafy greens. For snacks, he’ll opt for fruit, nuts and the occasional bar of dark chocolate. Enjoys expensive meals made with quality ingredients whenever he has time to indulge.

Does your muse have a good singing voice? Surprisingly yes! Roman’s voice is scratchier thanks to years of heavy smoking but he can carry a tune and hit those deep notes wonderfully. Doesn’t sing often unless he’s in a very good mood.

Does your muse have any bad habits or nervous ticks? He grinds his teeth a lot which is noticable given they’re exposed as a result of his facial disfigurement. Roman rarely feels nervous but he’s frequently annoyed, frustrated, vexed or infuriated, expending pent-up energy through huffing, pacing, clenching his fists or punching unlucky henchmen. Smokes and drinks heavily to manage his stress levels thus became an alcoholic (Note: Roman’s experienced some particularly vicious withdrawal spells during his stays at Arkham, heightening his anxiety while being treated there.)

What does your muse usually look like / wear? Just some expensive top-of-the-range business suits, thank you very much. Roman does not like to be lumped in with the other ‘rogues’ of Gotham, thinking his stylish threads set him apart from that costumed riff-raff. His most iconic clothing is his pure white suit and black shirt, matching the aesthetics of his signature black mask. He similarly enjoys luxury coats and footwear made from hand-stitched leather, though on occasion has been known to wear different coloured suits depending on his mood.

Is your muse affectionate? How much? How so? Roman struggles so very hard with affection. His parents were only affectionate in public, pretending to be loving people when truthfully they despised their son so it’s hard for him to accept being touched and held platonically. Doesn’t know how badly he’s touch-starved and pursues it through aggressive sex.

What position does your muse sleep in? Either on his back or on his side. During restless nights he’ll toss and turn, too agitated to fully drop off even while sleeping.

Could you hear your muse in the hallway from another room? Yes. Roman is loud, proud and not afraid to make his feelings known, yelling at the top of his lungs whenever he’s pissed off - which is often. His henchmen know whenever the boss is having a bad day, especially when they can hear him several floors away.

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Which two Greek gods are your parents?

Cronus & Rhea

Oh, sweet forgotten titan! Your parents are Cronus and Rhea, sprung from Uranus and the rulers over the Golden Age. Though the sands of time have forgotten you and your plight, your strength has been steadily building. Your life has been ever-fated to be a path of two prongs: for what will you fight? For whose hand will you reach? No man can tell you what realm you preside over, but such early titans had domains either of the earth or fundamentals of mankind. Look inside yourself: what core is there?

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𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼 — send 💭 + a topic to receive a headcanon about said topic.

𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎.

photogenic memory. can accurately recall names, faces and addresses.

knowledgable about human anatomy and how to properly dissect a body...

impressive hand-eye coordination. his aim rarely misses.

skilled at reading body language and picking up on subtle cues. not many lies get past him.

talented escapist. taught himself how to unlock doors (and windows) as a child.

remain wide awake and focused on a task for over 24 hours.

how to disassemble a wide variety of firearms and put them back together perfectly every time.

how to get blood stains out of anything, anywhere.

blowing smoke rings.

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘. @arkhampsych (thank you ciar! ♡) 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆. Whoever would like to do it?

Bold what your muse has done. Italicize what your muse would do.

murder /  manslaughter  /  assault   /  robbery  /  breaking & entering  /  theft  / embezzlement  /  kidnapping  /  torture  /  blackmail  /  arson  /  trespassing  /  treason  /  libel or slander  /  obstruction of justice  /  lying to law enforcement  /  creation of a weapon  /  espionage  /  riot  /  escape from lawful custody  /  contempt of court  /  public intoxication  /  conspiracy  /  accessory to a crime  /  harboring a fugitive  /  bribery  /  perjury under oath  /  resisting arrest  /  identity theft  /  corporate fraud  / tax fraud  /  document forgery  / destruction of evidence  /  assassination  /  counterfeiting  /  sale of a controlled substance  /  purchase of a controlled substance  /  failure to pay child support  /  hacking crimes  /  threaten  /  pick-pocketing  /  shoplifting Stolen from;; @sanguine-salvation​ Tagging;; Whoever would like to do it?

WHAT TYPE OF LONELY ARE YOU?

Loneliness born of anger

You learned from a young age you are not like others, and others hate you for it. You've been mocked and tormented your whole life, and it birthed a violence in your heart. You yell at your younger siblings when they slip up. You don't want them to suffer the same fate you did. At once, you are both miles above and miles below your peers. You are not polite. People no longer dislike you because of you, but for your biting words. It's better this way, after all. At least now you know it's your own fault.

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What is your place in the royal court?

The King.

You hold yourself above the rest; a heavy crown on your head, you consider yourself a step above, the sole decision maker, the one in control. But, is your power only an illusion? Take heed, your majesty, the crowds would cheer your beheading fervently as they cheer your speeches.

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WHAT FORM WOULD YOUR DAEMON TAKE?

Wild Cat

Those who have wild cat daemons are proud and confident people who radiate strength. They aren't necessarily the most talkative, but they have the largest presence in the room wherever they go. As natural leaders, the companions of these individuals know it's their way or the highway.

Specifically, a Lion

Your daemon would take the form of a lion! You are an authoritative and courageous individual who has a large sense of dignity. More so than others with wild cat daemons, those with lions are drawn towards leading causes and have a natural brash and self-assured nature. They are proud and just people, whose confidence makes their tempers flare when challenged. When deciding on your daemon's appearance, consider if your lion bears a mane. A lion with a dark mane could indicate an individual who is commanding and private, while a lion with a lighter mane could indicate an individual more empathetic and just. Large manes would imply someone who is established and overflows with confidence, whereas a smaller mane implies someone who is a challenger or up-and-coming.

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What were your last words?

Roman Sionis 's last words were "Do it. I dare you.". 

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Which DnD Class suits your personality?

Rogue

You’re a practical and unusually resourceful person with big dreams that may or may not involve copious amounts of money or treasure. You’re ambitious, you know what you want, and you’ll do whatever you can to get it. Some people might think you’re selfish, but you know it’s important to take care of yourself first. You thrive under pressure and you might have a bit of a mischievous or chaotic side.

Specifically, Mastermind

Your focus is on people and on the influence and secrets they have. Many spies, courtiers, and schemers follow this archetype, leading lives of intrigue. Words are your weapons as often as knives or poison, and secrets and favors are some of your favorite treasures. You’re very in-tune with the people around you and you know what you can say that will push their buttons, for better or worse. You put a great deal of care into the way you present yourself to the world. You may sometimes feel like a bit of a social chameleon, changing your behavior to suit the situation while keeping your true thoughts and feelings to yourself. You’re persuasive, charming, and you often manage to find a clever way to get what you want.

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What form of love do you embody?

Love as hunger

[ Love as ravenous desire, love as something fragrant and home-built ] When Florence Welch said "We all have a hunger" and when Jenny Slate asked "Who will come into my kitchen and be hungry for me?" and when Violet Trefusis wrote "I want you hungrily, frenziedly. Passionately. I am starving for you..." and when Anne Carson asked "What are we made of but hunger and rage?" 

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