David Ward - Tumblr Posts

today in tumblr history tma fans discovered what happens when you try to claim your beleaguered archivist is the most hard-done-by man in podcasting: a legion of weird, gaunt eskew fans come crawling spiderlike out of the vents and peer at you with their haunted eyes as they whisper "david lived in his own walls once because a package was too intimidating. i'll eat you. i swear i'll fucking eat you"

Guys, I can't fcking believe ours pathetic soaking wet man David Ward is going to loose the most wet-cat of a dude in podcasts poll to Cecil Palmer, a man, who is not only has respectable job and his own home, a handsome husband, son, a cute dog and a floating cat, but also lives in a DESERT. I get that WTNV is far more recognizable and popular podcast, but it still feels unfair.

is David gonna lose again??? I bet he is. truly pathetic

Bonus Poll — Sopping Wet Cat

guys who are in fucking eskew

Survival guide from David Ward