Dbh Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

I’m fuckin wheezing, “Gee thanks” why is that me wtf😂

Connor: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together!

Hank: I love you.

Gavin: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Nines:

Nines: Gee thanks

A mood

Connor *wearing the crab suit*: Are you feelin it now Mr. Krabs?

Hank: What.....no

Connor rolling in with heelys: IM A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME

Hank: Connor no

Connor: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

Hank: CoNnOr StOp!!

Kara: Let me see what you have!

Alice: A knife!

Kara: NO!!!

Luther: OMG WHY DOES SHE HAVE A KNIFE!?

pretty much the whole fandom

Simon: I saw you hangin out with North yesterday

Markus: SiMoN iTs NoT wHaT yOu ThInK 

Simon: I WON’T HESITATE BITCH 

*The traci's holding each other* Connor: WTF Is that allowed? Blue haired Traci: Stop

If this is not how they’d be

RK900: Oh sorry, I was doing something

Connor: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE F*CKING STAIRS!  

Connor: Where do you want to get a healthy snack Lt. Anderson?

Hank: Ugh I want Chipotle

Connor: I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK ANDERSON!