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THAT IS LITERALLY THEIR DYNAMICS!

*Everyone awkwardly standing around the broken coffee maker. RIP 1950s coffee maker, you will be missed*

Steven: "So...Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know."

Nacha: "I did, I broke it..."

Steven: "No, you didn't. Izaack?"

Izaack: "Don't look at me! Look at Francis!"

Francis: "What?! I didn't break it!"

Izaack: "Huh? That's weird, How'd you know it was broken?"

Francis: *Faceplams* "Izaack, Because it's sitting in front of us and it's broken..."

Izaack: "Suspicious..."

Francis: "No it's not!"

Angus: "If it matters, probably not but Selenne was the last one to use it."

Selenne: *dramatic gasp* "LIAR! I don't even drink that muck!"

Angus: "Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

Selenne: "I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!"

Nacha: "Okay, Let's not fight! I broke it! let me pay for it, Steven."

Steven: "No! Who broke it?!"

Everyone: "...."

Angus: "Steven, Dr. Afton's been awfully quiet."

Dr. W. Afton: "REALLY?!"

*Everyone starts arguing*

D.D.D employee: "Who actually broke it?"

Steven: "I broke it, I burnt my hand so I punched it."

*Steven looks at the chaos*

Steven: "I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig plush on a stick."

Steven and D.D.D employee: "...."

Steven: "Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."

hii, I'm curious what D.D.D. would be like to genderbend🤔🤔

(but in all seriousness, there's no eyelashes coming out of the suit)

El verdadero husbando