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𝚂𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢

Lee: Logan ler: Wade

𝙰/𝙽: 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜! 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚎𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸'𝚖 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚐𝚎 𝙻𝚎𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚍.. 𝙰𝙽𝚈𝚆𝙰𝚈! 𝙴𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢 :] 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚡𝚖𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 <-

𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: | 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 | 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 |

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It happened unexpectedly, I swear!

"Wahahahade,, ihihi'll fuhuhucking kill you!" Logan yelled through gritted teeth, and with deep, charming chuckles-thought by Wade.

Listen.. Finding this crucial information was by mistake, trust me! I was walking by the living room to grab a snack for my starving child-my tummy-you know, minding my own business, and then I see a sleeping kitty on the couch.. Cute, right?

As any owner would when passing by their pet, they would go up to them and pet them! That's what I did. That's the full story.

"And what happened next?" said Saturn -the writer- looking at this piece of fiction like he didn't write it because of a deathly lee mood that's killing him every second he continues on with this story.

"Well, to all the ones who are reading this who are probably in a Lee OR ler mood(I see you!!) hehe, Hiya readers!!! I'll tell ya!"

Did you imagine hearing the memory flashback sound effect?? Yeah? Okey! Just making sure!

Anyways!

....

"C'moooon Kitty! You were resting so peacefully, So I just had to give you belly rubs. It's an instinct, not me being an asshole." Wade declared, scribbling his fingers all over the Wolverines belly to prove his point.

It's quite intriguing to see the big bad werewolf turn small and innocent by just a few scratches on the stomach. It's adorable!

"Ihihi'm trying tohohoho SLEEP gohohod dammit!" Logan explained, batting away at the hands of the devil. (Marvel Jesus- deadpool ;))

"I know you enjoy this Wolvie~ when's the last time you've had physical affection like this, anyway? You might as well say that I've saved you from those dreaded years of you searching to be touch again~"

Logan growled at that.. Well, tried to at least. It's kind of hard to do that when Wade is literally digging into his ribs now.

"TWOHOhoho mahahaHANY- AHahaha.. And ihihi wahahanted ihit to STAY thahahat way!" Logan's senses went unbearable to the sensation now. The way that Wade had tickled him was not as similar to those who've tickled him in the past. This is just pure INSANE.

"Too late!.. what he doesn't know is that I'm about to go for the kill..not literally, but here we go!" Wade said, looking straight at nothing like he always does. Somehow, that humored Logan more.

"Juhuhust- AAH! WAHAHaihit! WAIT!" Logan suddenly jolted at the newfound sensation, instantly darting his hands to where Wade had led his dirty hands upon.

"No way! You have ticklish hips like me??! Look at us! Like ketchup and mustard." Wade said, making absolutely no sense now.

He tweaked at the spot, earning much more higher pitched laughter from the grump.

"WHAHAHATEVER IHIHIHI DID, IHIHI'M PROBABLY SORRY, JUHUHUST- QUHUuhuihit, PLEASE!" Logan was trying so hard to get the upper hand, but it was kind of difficult when he's quite literally dealing with someone who is well too focused in destroying the absolute shit out of his partners reputation and dignity to stay sane.

"Ooooh~ "probably", the man says!" Wade all the while dug more deep into his hips to have Logan buck and squirm away, even though Wade was blocking his only way out.

Everytime Logan tried to move Wade's hands, it's like every fiber in the red suits brain has been pressed like a button and would start to dig into the spot even more, resulting in Logan to spasm out even more.

"No can do, peanut. I'm disappointed right now. You didn't do anything but saying probably has seemed to hurt me, kitty." Wade said sarcastically. He lowered his hands from Logan's hips just a smidge, not really expecting the reaction that his partner-in-crime gave.

He naturally kicked his legs out, and tried to sink into the couch. His laughter died down but would scrunch up his nose every now and then. hysterically giggling was a new factor for the lad.

"Oh you SNOT rocket! What is this?! Usually I don't support this spot because of how sexually driven it is, but this?? Your reaction is just too cute to bypass, my friend!" as always, throwing in the sexual joke, he stayed at that spot to hear more of Logan's uncharacteristic-like giggles. I mean, literally, he turned into a puddle! And the nose scrunch? I can definitely see Hugh Jackman in Logans features!

"Nohohohoh mohohore! Wahahade, plehehehaha-*snort*. Plehehehease!" Logan said, loosing his stamina now. He looked like a lost puppy trying to dislodge Wade's attack on that specific spot. But as buff as he is, he couldn't push away at the hands that felt way too similar to Ryan Reynolds.. Now Logan is breaking the fourth wall? How does he know what Ryan Reynolds hands feel like? I'm jealous.

After a few more agonizing moments of Wade deadpanning on that spot, he decided to let up on his totally-not-so-tickle attack and left Logan to pant heavily on the couch.

"That was fun, but my stomach is calling the kitchen now!" Wade said, cheerfully, as if all that tickling was for nothing.

"Ihihi hate yohou.." Logan breathed out before he turned over to go on his phone now that he unfortunately awake. You're welcome

Deadpool looked at the couch, and then to the imaginary camera to his left.. Maybe right.. Who knows, this is fiction!

"He loves me!" Wade said, whipping his head back to walk more into the kitchen to retrieve a snack.

And that's what happened. you know, as much as I love telling these stories,, the second Logan finds out when he finally checks his tumblr account that I forced him to get, I'm going to be in a loooot of-

"WADE! WHY IS THERE FANFICTION OF ME GETTING TICKLED BY YOU?!"

..Welp, it was fun narrating half of this for you Saturn. And as for you reader! -

Suddenly, Wade hears large stomps coming from the living room to the kitchen from where he was narrating. "You're getting it this time, bub." Logan said in a serious tone before speedwalking closer to Wade.

"I'll see you in part 2! This will definitely be fun for you guys.. Maybe for me too, who knows? Anyways gotta die!"

As Wade finishes talking to what it appeared to be nothing but a plain wall from Logan's perspective, he suddenly sees Wade make a run for it to the back door.

"What?! GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

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Anyone notice that laura/X23's running ankle slash move she used when she fought juggernaut seemed to be the same move logan used after running on all fours when he fought deadpool? Thought that was cute 💛🖤❤️