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Lmao I had a dream about being friends with the deathgasm crew and just, baking and bringing food everywhere with them (love language of keep ur friends hands full of cookies and cupcakes)
THATS SO ADORABLE!!!! i think Zakk would be like “oh okay ty” because he doesn’t know how to express appreciation, Medina would be like “OH MY GOSH THANK YOUU!!” very loudly and then Brodie would be like “oh wow, thank you!” in a very loving tone!! almost forgot about dion and giles LOL i think that dion would be like shocked but in a good way kinda like how Brodie says “oh wow thank you” but in a WOOOWWWW WOAHHH kinda way and then i think Giles would be SUUPEEEER happy about it!!
hey! Could you write something about Zakk dating an autistic girl? I'm an autistic person and I have a huge crush on Zakk and I love your writing so could you do some headcanons about it? I would really be very happy!! (sorry if something is written wrong, I don't speak English and I'm using Google translate 😫)
hiii! okay so i’m not autistic and i wanted to get like.. what it’s like to be autistic so i asked my friend (who’s autistic) about it and they told me about autism so i hope this is accurate to your experience with autism!!
I think that Zakk would honestly not give a shit if someone is autistic and not care for them if they didn’t mean much to them but considering you in this scenario are his lover i think that he would really try!!
also i might’ve written Zakk a little softer because i don’t think anyone is really sure of how he would act in a romantic relationship tbh but even if he isn’t nicer/softer/whatever to people with autism and other things like that i wanted to make him like a little out of character safe space to ppl with neurodivergent disorders for u if that’s what ur looking for cause tbh if he isn’t nicer then what would i write about?? him being normal?? that’s not nice LOL
also if you need me to focus on your experience then please don’t be afraid to tell me what your symptoms and experience is like and what your reactions are so i can write a more personalized version<3
⛧ overstimulation
• harmful stimming
I think if you gave Zakk some direction, he would be a little caught off guard at first but he would get the hang of it. he would try his hardest to distract you, like taking you somewhere else or doing whatever helps you calm down.
• running away
well according to my friend, he says RUN! RUN FOR YOU! because ppl r usually like “u have to be nice to people with autism” but he also says sometimes you need to be a little assertive in like situations like this so i think that Zakk would absolutely chase after your ass lol
• crying, screaming, etc
i think that Zakk would kind of catch onto this quicker than he would with others but if you need distance, he will do it. if you need affection, he will do it. if you need to be somewhere else, he will take you somewhere else.
• distress noises
he would probably understand if the sounds you make sound i guess distressed enough? if they didn’t he would be confused but with some communication he would get it and help u out <33
⛧ communication
• signs and symbols
Zakk would prolly pick up on things like communication cards, hand signs, etc pretty fast!!
• distance/affection
Zakk is totally fine with distance honestly!! i think he would be perfectly cool with affection as well!!! i believe that Zakk would leave you alone physically unless you asked him to be there with you!!
shut downs/melt downs (yes i’m aware they are not the same i’m just bunching them together lol)
• nonverbal
Zakk would be confused but if you can communicate with cards or symbols then he would get it pretty quickly. i think that if you didn’t communicate at all he would probably just leave you alone but keep an eye on you.
• needing rest/space
as i said, Zakk is cool with distance!
• needing touch
if you touched Zakk in a more affectionate way (like a hug, etc) he would understand but not touch you like full on (not sexually i just mean on full cuddles) unless you gave him a signal that that’s what you want. if you asked him, he would still understand and tend to your needs in both scenarios <3
⛧ general autism stuff
• social battery
i think that Zakk would have a pretty good experience with things similar to a social battery so he would pick up the signs and leave you be!!
• fidgets
Zakk would get it. i just feel like he would. I think that Zakk would prolly fidget with things himself but i mean more like his jewelry, hair, skin, etc (no i’m definitely not projecting!!/sarc) i think that if you really asked him to he would go out and get u some LOL
• special interests
I think he would be confused on why you’re so fixated on something but over time with being educated how autism works then that confusion level would go down.
• happy stims/just stims in general
Zakk would be confused!! i stim myself (i’m neurodivergent but i’m not autistic) and i think that Zakk would never really understand it lol but he wouldn’t judge u bc he loves u
• headphones/something noise cancelling
if it really helped you and you couldn’t get it on your own, Zakk would get some for you tbh!!
i think my favorite thing about this movie (deathgasm) is Zakk calling Brodie “cocktopus”
More zakk headcanons? He's such a freak (affectionately) and so fucking meanie too (brodie and Medina need to get him house trained and socialized like a dog fr) matter of fact he is scary dog 🐕 privilege in a way 😅
LOL REAL ASF!! also i don’t remember my older head canons like ever so if my future or current ones don’t match with older ones my apologies lol
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⛧ i feel like Zakk is kind of like a scary dog in the way he’s very protective of people he likes but he doesn’t show it or talk about it until the time where he has to be protective comes
⛧ I think that Zakk with music started out with huge thrash bands (the big four of thrash for example) and heavy metal till he dug his way down to extreme subgenres
⛧ Zakk’s fav subgenre is brutal death metal imo. i think he would have a super underground band as his favorite and shit on everyone for not listening to many underground bands lol
⛧ Zakk likes spicy food idc what anyone says and i feel like he would eat spicy stuff with Brodie and make fun of Brodie for not being able to handle it and being genuinely shocked Medina can eat even spicier stuff than Zakk and still take it soft and easy.
⛧ Zakk has been playing bass for a few years (let’s say like idk 4-6) so i think he’s pretty good!! even if the cursed song (pshh, forgot the name of it? hell no! anyway yes i did) is pretty simple
⛧ Zakk was an extra rebellious ass kid when he was younger, especially in his pre to mid teens.
⛧ he prefers chocolate out of the vanilla and chocolate war
⛧ Zakk despises of nu metal i just know it (i like nu metal LOL)
⛧ he is either (no in between) one of those people who thinks people dying is funny or one of those people who is fucking disgusted by people thinking it’s funny
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THANK YEWWW FOR READING!!
gonna rewatch deathgasm because my memory needs a refresh of my fav man!! (zakk) so as much as i have like 4 or 5 drafts of people’s asks, ask away even extra this time cause yk memory refresher of all my favs!
That fathers day post about zakk 💀🫣 I totally forgot about that line but he's reallyyyyyyy wild for that omfggggg
Brodie should clown on him for that tbh
brodie would get his shit kicked for that honestly LOL. I KNOW RIGHT? like bro is prolly a father of a bunch of kids from different mothers
i’m getting my spiritual healing shirt online for my zakk cosplay! i plan on being him for halloween :3 i already have his necklace down and on rn!!
i dont know if you’re still currently taking requests, but if you are, could i please have some headcanons of brodie with a plus size gf? i love the combo of chubby x lanky (they do say you can’t have spaghetti without a meatball😏) it could be both sfw and nsfw if you want. gah i love brodie so much i wanna bite him
yeah sure! sorry i haven’t been answering for like ever 😭 also ur so real i also want to bite brodie and i’m too lazy to do my little symbols lol. also i think this combo is also really cute and i hope this is accurate to what you want if that makes sense? i don’t think i’m plus size but i’m definitely chubby (5’2 157 lbs) so i don’t know what it’s entirely like to be plus size so i hope i’m getting this right 😭
Brodie would ADOOORE the softness and squishyness of your skin. I think that Brodie would be one of those people who doesn’t hold back on calling plus size women hot or sexy or whatever like that instead of just calling them huggable or cute or smth like most ppl do
during sex Brodie would worship your body. like leaving kisses and love bites all over you and telling you how beautiful you are. like kisses on ur tummy on the way down to eating u out
i think he would really like your thighs. like laying his head on them and stuff, same thing with your chest.
if someone fat shames you tbh i don’t know how well he would do but he would try to beat them up LOL. he might call Zakk to gang up on them idk lmao.
if you ever feel insecure brodie will fr always be with you and if he’s far away he will come to you as fast as he can with things you like and words of sweetness.
Brodie would love you for you no matter how much you weigh or what you look like cause that’s just brodie honestly he seems like such a sweet guy i love him.
<3
okay this is kinda short BUT OHNMY GOD IM SO SORRY I AHENT BEEN POSTING. IM SO SORRY LMAO. i love brodie. I HOPE TJIS IS GOOD WNOUGH I PROMISE ILL WRITE MORE.
Deadass I love a tall brunette with long hair, facial hair, just a simp but ohhhhh if I saw my ex again, I'd throw whatever was in my hand ✋️ 🙃
Also turo or zakk from deathgasm? It's the showdown of "if she breathes, she's a thot" (zakk) vs. "ALL women are queens," (turo)
SAMESIES OMG!! anyway seeing ur ex sounds so scary bro like IMAGINE?!!! also if ur making me pick between the two (i think that’s what ur saying) i’d have to pick Zakk cause he’s actually the love of my life i swear to god i need him so bad as much as i love my other metalhead boys he’s who i want the most 😭 anyway! ACCURATE. I CAN SEE IT.
hey guys sorry i haven’t been writing i should like do that but should i get a deathgasm tattoo i’m contemplating getting it as a tramp stamp :P
guys i’m going to make a zakk shrine who wants to help me
guys should i draw them kissing (zakk and brodie)
i drew them kissing. anyway i’m not very good at drawing them… but that’s okay we are going to pretend it looks like i photographed it. please i’m going to cringe so hard everytime i see this post i just know it
I AM SO BAD AT DRAWING THEM. ngl might delete later cause it’s kind of embarrassing
deathgasm 2 is official!!! on insta it shows they’re already filming
brodie has a beard and i don’t know how to feel😭 im not the biggest fan of beards but its brodie so hes still a cutie
YAAAY THATS GREAT IM SO HAPPY!!! I CANT WAIT! also same 💀 i tbh don’t like facial hair and it’s making me tweak out but yes brodie is precious i love him!!!
guys would you say zakk and brodie being shipped together is toxic yaoi or would it be enemies to lovers or would it be something else?
You're still making deathgasm headcanons ? I've saw the movie and i thought it would be a lot of content of it but there's little content of them , specially in the x reader department , but no :(
If you do can you pls do a headcanons for all the characters meeting their partner's family ? Or just the parents ?
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hey y’all sorry i haven’t been posting stuff like this idek why i wasn’t 😭 luv u guys! also me too like i’m a shit writer tbh but i was like “there’s no fanfiction wtf.. why not make my own even if i have barely any experience in writing” lmao
I think that Zakk would get kicked out and banned from most peoples houses for being an asshole.. i think he would be impolite and make inappropriate jokes at the dinner table ya know?
Brodie would be a fan favorite of your family <3 i think that he’s super polite unlike zakk, and i believe he would be super respectful toward you and everyone else.
Medina would be great!! she would make good appropriate jokes, get closer to your family more than anyone else would, and just be super sweet and caring towards your family and you.
Dion would be like nice and polite but SUPER nervous and kind of awkward. like he wouldn’t really know what to say, but he would have manners. like he would be shaking, silent, and staring at the wall at the dinner table lmao
Giles would be rude sort of… but like unintentionally. i feel like he’s similar to zakk in the way where he would make inappropriate jokes but he wouldn’t know it wasn’t good to make them. i also think he would kind of lack manners? but not intentionally like he acts that way because nobody told him it was wrong.
i keep screaming “TWINK DEATH” everytime i see current Brodie
Save me Gilion save me.. save me fat meanie x Twink nerd relationship save me ..
WAIT I KIND OF LOVE THIS SHIP……. UR SO REAL.
