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Pls someone dm me to rp with me I am begging

I am willing to do anything atp just to have someone rp

I like

Hetalia

Anything Rory culkin related

Certain slashers

Scott pilgrim

Genshin impact

Metaloclypse

Tf2

Scopophobia (frost bite, John Doe, purple.. etc)

Deathgasm

And like so much more. Please please I beg of it dm me

Idk if it's I'm being asking way too early from the last request , but how about a list about Zack , Brodie , Dion and Giles green and red flags ? Like a top who has more ? ( ahem , it's way too obvious who but let's keep the mystery )

You're writing is awesome 🤟

LMAO THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL but tbh idk who has more red flags?? zakk is a meanie pants and i feel giles would be.. interesting.. dion would just be kind of nervous and brodie is completely just 😻 i think it would be zakk tho cause well it’s zakk but he’s hot soooo..

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♫ BRODIE! MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL BRODIE! (can you tell i like Brodie a lot?) i feel that Brodie would be a very normal boyfriend and person, just a little weird because as a metalhead myself i can confirm metalheads are a little weird in their own each way. Brodie is a very sweet boy and i feel like he has very little red flags to none. i think his green flags would be that he can cook and take care of himself (i headcanon this because of his parents cause don’t kill me if i’m wrong but considering his dad is i think.. dead? and his mom is a crazy bitch, i think he learnt to care for himself pretty fast.), he’s, as i always say, a total softie who’s a wonderful boyfriend, he’s a calm person to be around other than, well, when there is like a zombie demon thing apocalypse, and other yk, good boyfriend type shit. I think his red flags wouldn’t be too red and more beige or barely a red flag. I think Brodie’s little things would be like he’s not too into actual skincare and just does basic things like wash his hair and use soap and stuff, but he still has like dirt under his nails sometimes and picks at his acne n shit. but i believe he would be more than happy to have you care for him for him lol. i also think he would be sorta lazy and be pretty messy, but blah blah, basically he’s a good boy.

☠︎︎ second on our not that red to bright vermillion flags is Dion. Dion is like, overly a nerd. which isn’t a bad thing, i love me a sweet nerdy boy. Dion has little things too like idk picked his nose till 7th grade in middle school, or watches too much porn but not to an addiction, just more random little things. much like Brodie, he’s a good boy. but until you as a lover would get him to open up to being a little more used to what love is like, he wouldn’t do very much to keep up the relationship lmao, he just loves being around you. Dion is very sweet, just a little more unusual, but more than Brodie.

⚂ GILES! Giles is weird, i think Giles is weird. I don’t hate him, i LOVE him platonically, i think he’s funny. but would i date him? no. i just think he would be a bit too peculiar. nobody can tell me he doesn’t have a porn addiction, and hasn’t fucked something weird which yes, you cannot tell me otherwise cause yes he has fucked something weird, it’s mentioned in the movie! i think it was a dummy or something. I think Giles is just very weird sexually, like not piss kink weird (sorry to everyone with a piss kink), but like too much porn and hot babes weird. and i don’t think he would be very like loving at first? like he would love you as much as anyone else in a relationship, he just wouldn’t know how to show it, but he’d eventually get it, much like Dion.

⛧ and finally, our beautiful blood red Zakk. Zakk is a nasty mean boy as we all know. before he really loves you, i believe he would be a man with a bit of a sick sense of humor (yk like dark jokes or laughing at sort of fucked up stuff), would be terrible at caring for himself in not all ways, but most. and he’s like, a total asshole, obviously. i saw someone say that Zakk would have bpd and listed why and i so agree which bpd or any disorder (trust me y’all i have 4 disorders lmao) doesn’t make you a red flag till you let it make you a red flag, and i think Zakk would let it become a red flag. Zakk is just kinda fucked up. from weird things on the internet he saw when he was too young, to definitely having trauma, i think he’s a little fucked from the start. I still love him and he would def learn to love you. I think his version of love would be a bit possessive and overly clingy, like if anyone hit on you he would get more possessive than he really should. I also think he would hold onto you forever and ever and never let go, and if you left and especially if you hurt him when you left, he’d never forgive himself for letting someone get that close, and other sad bullshit. i think i could work through Zakk and get mutual love out of him but it would be hard. but i don’t really care though cause i know he got some meat down there and he has a pretty face so idgaf! <33 + i know deep down there he is a lovable man. for his green flags, he’s a sweetheart when you get to love him, as i’ve said before. he’s very capable of genuinely caring and loving, it’s just hard to get him to do so. we love our boy Zakk no matter what.

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MY HEADCANONS ON THEIR RED FLAGS AND GREEN FLAGS! I LOVE THEM! I LOOOOVE THEM!

heyyyyyy 👋👋 I heard you wanted to talk about deathgasm and zakk & brodie... how would they enjoy a gf/love interest who is low-key much scarier than them but still bubbly, charismatic and into metal too?

OH MY GOD THANK YOU. i also forgot which symbol brodie uses LMAO so as usual pentacle? is that it? is Zakk and Brodie is some sort of music note. i haven’t written about my favs for so looooong i miss it

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♫ Brodie would genuinely be happy to find someone even a little bit similar to him. i’m absolutely sure Brodie had a very hard time finding anyone like him before Zakk.

𖤐 do you guys think Zakk would be one of those alt boys to try and one up his girl/lover? cause i feel like that MIGHT be fitting? MAYBE? a little bit? idk i also have the feeling he would be a little jealous and shocked at how his lover/you somehow got to be more scary and intimidating than him.

♫ you and Brodie would fr just bond so hard over it. unlike how i feel Zakk would be by just a little, Brodie would absolutely love and appreciate the fact you’re even “more alt” than him. as much as i think Brodie would be very into metal, i don’t think he’d be into the level that Zakk would be at, so i believe if you just so happen to be more into metal then he would soooo be happy to get more reccomendations and stuff!

𖤐 i feel like it’s either you’re less into metal or you’re at the same level of metal with Zakk. i just feel like he’s totally diehard, even with my multiple metal records and cds and other merch, i feel like he could one up me by a long one.

♫ you and Brodie would be listening to metal stuff on whatever plays music. considering deathgasm seems to take place in the 2000s, i bet y’all would listen on an ipod a lot. you know like sharing headphones and stuff. if you’re the kind of person to fall asleep to metal, i think you’d both be hanging out on Brodie’s bed while listening to metal blasting in your ears, you’d both fall asleep together.

𖤐 Zakk would have like everything to play music on. he would have stuff to play cassette tapes, cds, records, digital shit, etc. you both could just listen to music on anything together!!

♫ you’d show Brodie so much new stuff and i am sure he would be super happy!! we don’t see Brodie being like ecstatic in the movie but i feel like if he was he would get kinda giddy and giggly and stuff if u showed him new bands!!!!!

𖤐 i feel like it would be hard to find new bands while you’re dating Zakk. like he would know EVERYTHING everything!!

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okay i hope that’s good 😭 i haven’t written in a bit so i think i might be a little rusty

So totally in denial about the deaths in the movie (Giles, dion, especially zakk) could the gang take on demons a second time? Or other ghosts/monsters and pull off another successful save the world/end the chaos type of deal?

Could their respective gf/significant others survive as well? Imagine zakk and his gf destroying monsters, saving each other from the supernatural or Medina and brodie meeting someone who saves the two of them 😳

YES! i think that all of the dead people especially Zakk would be more powerful! i think dion and giles wouldn’t rlly know how to use their new magical powers or whatever but i think Zakk would learn fast and like totally own it!!! tbh instead of Zakk killing the main villain i think it would be funny if Dion or Giles did it and Zakk would be super pissed he couldn’t do it himself as much as i believe it would be that kind of jar thing where ppl are like “open this jar for me” and the other person does it easily and then the first person is like “wtf i just loosened it there’s no way you opened it by yourself!!” yk like that but with Zakk being the open this jar and Dion/Giles being the one to open it except i think that Zakk wouldn’t ask to get the jar opened or the big demon dude killed it just kinda happens because wtf else would happen?? anyway I think that Zakk’s gf/so would be kinda like Medina when she was kicking demon zombie type shit ass but like extra badass cause idk they’re with Zakk?? i just feel like anyone who can handle Zakk would be extra strong in multiple ways. Medina and Brodie being saved by someone else tbh i can see it lol. i think Brodie would sorta be a little wimpy when it comes to this big bad mega demon/entity of some sort. and i think Medina would be eager to kill it but going by this situation, they would not win but they would not die because i refuse to have them die <3!! idk who that person to save them would be but i’d bet they’d be like Zakk tbh!!

ummmm we know zakk is a freak (affectionate) a walking red flag but like kinky as hell, but does brodie FUCK or make love? CAN zakk make love (like surviving his near death experience and apocalypse) is it always strictly carnal fucking

brodieeee i think he makes love <33!! i feel like he would be very sweet and soft and always listen to what you like <33 and i think it would be hard for Zakk to make love i think he’s just crazy fucking hard rough sex LOL

also i think Brodie would be long and thinner but Zakk would be shorter and thick and maybe that goes against what i’ve said before but i don’t remember that LMAO

You can't just say brodie makes love and not elaborate 😭😭🫠 oh please, I'd do anything to keep hearing about the deathgasm protagonists zakk and brodie omllllll

I think that Brodie would be super soft and careful like he’d pick up the pace when he cums by a little but not by much because he doesn’t wanna hurt you or anything. he would let u choose the position but i think his favorite would be missionary so he can see ur pretty face and hold ur hands <3. i feel like he would whisper sweet stuff and praises in between loud whiny moans. (yes he’s loud idgaf what anyone says.) he would do his best to pleasure you more than himself, he just wants to make you happy. i think aftercare would be nice too!! i think he would be really good at it and if it’s not too late and he’s not too tired he would go out and buy u candy at some point because he’s a big sweetheart and a loving boyfriend/husband/whatever!! i also tbh think he would like it when ur riding him cause he could put his hands all over you like missionary and just watch the beautiful sight (you) bouncing above him!! in other positions i think he would love the feeling of ur nails digging into his skin and leaving thin crescents. I LOVE BRODIE SM

i can write more if u want LOL i don’t have a problem with it i just get creativity blocks a lot!!

So the deathgasm cast - if they had to date a supernatural creature (vampire, siren, etc) what type of supernatural creature would each of them choose/gravitate towards?

Or maybe even the metal lords/skull flower crew as well (Emily, hunter, kevin?)

Zakk would be into demons and vampires, Dion and Giles would be into sirens/mermaids, Medina would be into vampires/maybe werewolves, and I think Brodie would be into anything hot tbh!!

i think Emily would go towards mermen/mermaids, Hunter would be into demons, Kevin would like sirens or maybe like human sized fairies? like humans with pretty fairy wings i guess!!

do you guys think anyone in skull flower would like anyone in deathgasm but also including medina

So I'm fairly shameless when I'm watching deathgasm and metal lords (or even the lost boys, about vampires! Very special, def check it out!) But every scene I'm just watching everyone's hands 👀👌

Who has the biggest hands, zakk, hunter or brodie? The softest? The most gentle? The roughest?

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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS!! also i love lost boys!!

i think that out of all of them Zakk would have the biggest and most roughest hands, Hunter would have the softest, and Brodie would have the most gentle.

I'm obligated to ask for zakk, brodie, Kevin and hunter (and Medina!!)

Ass, titties or thighs? Who likes what best?

YEAAAH also im gonna put a little smut warning over all my nsfw posts because that’s smart LOL

smut? kinda? ish? sorta? :3

Medina is a thighs girlie

Zakk likes titties

Brodie likes ass

Kevin is a mega titties guy

Hunter likes ass too

our metal head favorites!! Most to least likely to participate in "girl talk" like sleepover, no TMI bestie talk about crushes, sex, etc

And why are eddie munson and Steve harrington on top on said list (ik they'd be gossip QUEENS fr)

tbh i haven’t watched stranger things in MONTHS and months like not since somewhere in 2023 so sorry if this is a little out of character. i asked my friend who’s watched it more than me about it so he’s helping me out with their personalities + i’m just guessing LOL but i know that eddie says shit about people but up to their face and steve just throws a little shade and i feel like their roles in the school just kind of give them the advantage of knowing shit abt others so why not take it out as if they were teenage girls in a girly sleepover?? but anyway let me make a list of how i feel their roles in gossip would be

1 Eddie

2 Steve

3 Medina

4 Zakk

5 Hunter

6 Emily

7 Kevin

8 Brodie

(1 being the most shit talkery, 8 being the least.)

Any more thots (😉) about nsfw or smut for either brodie or zakk? I've read your writing over n over low-key 🫠🥰 and I'm inspired ✨️

smut!

i tbh wanna write more about how brodie and zakk fuck tbh cause i believe they’re so opposites with it.

Zakk

as i said he’s like.. thick and long but not as long as Brodie but Brodie definitely isn’t as thick as Zakk so i believe Zakk would be quite the stretch. I think that Zakk would be huge on degradation if you asked him to, not as big on praise but if you want him to praise you then if he really likes you he will!!!

Brodie

i love Brodie he’s so cute!! but anyway as i have expressed before, sex with brodie is very soft and loving. i think that it would be hard for Brodie to go rough and hard with some degradation tbh. i think he’s more of a soft sex with lots of praise. I believe that he would love to touch your body and love you physically and emotionally. brodie would tell you how much he loves you, how beautiful and perfect you are, etc!! I think if you asked Brodie enough to be rougher and be more “meaner” (more degrading) i think he would be able to let loose after a while. like soft blow jobs where ur in control to him straight up throat fucking you if you asked him to.

Lmao I had a dream about being friends with the deathgasm crew and just, baking and bringing food everywhere with them (love language of keep ur friends hands full of cookies and cupcakes)

THATS SO ADORABLE!!!! i think Zakk would be like “oh okay ty” because he doesn’t know how to express appreciation, Medina would be like “OH MY GOSH THANK YOUU!!” very loudly and then Brodie would be like “oh wow, thank you!” in a very loving tone!! almost forgot about dion and giles LOL i think that dion would be like shocked but in a good way kinda like how Brodie says “oh wow thank you” but in a WOOOWWWW WOAHHH kinda way and then i think Giles would be SUUPEEEER happy about it!!

i think my favorite thing about this movie (deathgasm) is Zakk calling Brodie “cocktopus”

gonna rewatch deathgasm because my memory needs a refresh of my fav man!! (zakk) so as much as i have like 4 or 5 drafts of people’s asks, ask away even extra this time cause yk memory refresher of all my favs!

That fathers day post about zakk 💀🫣 I totally forgot about that line but he's reallyyyyyyy wild for that omfggggg

Brodie should clown on him for that tbh

brodie would get his shit kicked for that honestly LOL. I KNOW RIGHT? like bro is prolly a father of a bunch of kids from different mothers

i dont know if you’re still currently taking requests, but if you are, could i please have some headcanons of brodie with a plus size gf? i love the combo of chubby x lanky (they do say you can’t have spaghetti without a meatball😏) it could be both sfw and nsfw if you want. gah i love brodie so much i wanna bite him

yeah sure! sorry i haven’t been answering for like ever 😭 also ur so real i also want to bite brodie and i’m too lazy to do my little symbols lol. also i think this combo is also really cute and i hope this is accurate to what you want if that makes sense? i don’t think i’m plus size but i’m definitely chubby (5’2 157 lbs) so i don’t know what it’s entirely like to be plus size so i hope i’m getting this right 😭

Brodie would ADOOORE the softness and squishyness of your skin. I think that Brodie would be one of those people who doesn’t hold back on calling plus size women hot or sexy or whatever like that instead of just calling them huggable or cute or smth like most ppl do

during sex Brodie would worship your body. like leaving kisses and love bites all over you and telling you how beautiful you are. like kisses on ur tummy on the way down to eating u out

i think he would really like your thighs. like laying his head on them and stuff, same thing with your chest.

if someone fat shames you tbh i don’t know how well he would do but he would try to beat them up LOL. he might call Zakk to gang up on them idk lmao.

if you ever feel insecure brodie will fr always be with you and if he’s far away he will come to you as fast as he can with things you like and words of sweetness.

Brodie would love you for you no matter how much you weigh or what you look like cause that’s just brodie honestly he seems like such a sweet guy i love him.

<3

okay this is kinda short BUT OHNMY GOD IM SO SORRY I AHENT BEEN POSTING. IM SO SORRY LMAO. i love brodie. I HOPE TJIS IS GOOD WNOUGH I PROMISE ILL WRITE MORE.

guys should i draw them kissing (zakk and brodie)

i drew them kissing. anyway i’m not very good at drawing them… but that’s okay we are going to pretend it looks like i photographed it. please i’m going to cringe so hard everytime i see this post i just know it

I AM SO BAD AT DRAWING THEM. ngl might delete later cause it’s kind of embarrassing

deathgasm 2 is official!!! on insta it shows they’re already filming

brodie has a beard and i don’t know how to feel😭 im not the biggest fan of beards but its brodie so hes still a cutie

YAAAY THATS GREAT IM SO HAPPY!!! I CANT WAIT! also same 💀 i tbh don’t like facial hair and it’s making me tweak out but yes brodie is precious i love him!!!

guys would you say zakk and brodie being shipped together is toxic yaoi or would it be enemies to lovers or would it be something else?