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There was a farmer who had three daughters
All of his 3 daughters were going on their first dates that same evening. Being protective of them, he decided to meet their suitors at the front door with his gun.
So the first suitor arrived and told the farmer: “Hi I’m Joe, I’m here for Flo, we’re going to the show, is she ready to go?” The farmer thought this was ok, and they went on their way.
The second suitor arrived and the farmer answered the door: “Hi my name’s Eddy, I’m here for Betty, we’re gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?” The farmer thought this one was ok too, so off the two kids went.
The third suitor arrived shortly after: “Hi my name’s Chuck” and the farmer shot him.
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