...definitely Not Cats - Tumblr Posts

finally found this again

thanks for the pet meme who now lives in my head and helps me repel other memetic attacks

CAN YOU STOP.

do I smell a Parasol Protectorate reference?

if it is then the little crunchies are preserved nonviable sheep embryos, just fyi

DM: Are you drunk after only one mug of ale?

Barbarian: Well, I had the formaldehyde, with the little crunchies–

DM: The innkeeper did NOT serve you formaldehyde–

Barbarian: I stepped out and found the local physician. The local veterinarian, actually.