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i'm actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years)

love me love me

say that you love me

tumhi dekho na

yeh kya ho gaya

tumhara hoon main aur tum mere

main hairaan hoon

tumhen kya kahu

ke din mein hui kaisi chaandani

no more learning experiences please god i am smart enough

there's no winter arc when you're living in bombay

why did humans had to evolve

i think we'd have enjoyed being animals who just ate and slept

but now because of evolution, i have to suffer through development psychology

this could be me IF SOMEONE WHO'S NOT MY DAD JUST BOUGHT ME SOME DAMN FLOWERS

Flower girlie 🪷🌷🌼🌺🌻

i'm not made for corporate at all

how do you know when you have completely gotten over shit? when all your locked notes find themselves in the recycle bin

BRO LIAM PAYNE DIED?!!?

WTF IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?!?!

I CANT BELIEVE THE CLOSEST THING WE'D HAVE TO A REUNION WOULD BE A FUNERAL 😭😭😭

cherry blossom iced tea

cherry blossom iced tea

Not Doublemint calling me single even on ad breaks while I'm already watching some sappy bolly romcom that sets my expectations so high 🤠😭

I really miss that peppermint ad which had the song " ek ajnabee hassena se, yu mulaqat ho gayi, fir kya hua, ye na pucho , kuch aisi baat , ho gayi ..."

Oh and it's storyline/theme, uff

Aaj bhagwat sunne gayi wahan prasad mai kulfi di yaar 😭😭😭😭😭

Itne ache log kahan se aaye mere aas paas🌬✨

So I was travelling back to hostel and was sitting beside this girl. 3 hours into the journey I had my earphones on and she turned towards me with a maaza in her hands.

I thought she was offering me her drink or a sip out of courtesy. So I nodded my head no telling her I don't want to drink it.

But she she kept pushing it towards me and said something. So I removed my earphones and she said "please ise khol dena "

She wasn't offering me her drink y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

She was asking me to OPEN IT💀👍

I was red with embarrassment somehow opened it for her

I still want to dig a hole and crawl into it.

Baithe bithae bezzati ho gayi bhai!

Dil se dil tak song from the movie Bawaal is so so pyara with all the feels and emotions.

I don't listen to it regularly but whenever I do get this warm fuzzy feeling.

Like Imagine loving someone this much or receiving a love like this aah man so freaking dreamy!!!!!

Never been a sunset or a sunrise person.

But there's something about the fact that skies too can't be blue all the time, sometimes stirs a longing within me, a momentary sadness mixed with awe for the surreal beauty around me.

I am going on a hike tomorrow which I specifically asked for like almost forced people to come along 🤏🤏

And I woke up dizzy today , I think my BP is low and I kinda want to bail out now because I feel well dizzy and weak.

But I can't they'll end me 😔🤝

Prayers and tips are accepted here

Update: I somehow made it through😭

Teachers se daant group mai suno to achi lagti hai

Akele mai kabhi bhi nahi!

I played volleyball after more than 3 years today😭😭😭😭😭

It wasn't even a proper match but the happiness I feel is just unmatched

ヾ(＾-＾)ノ