Despite Protests From Bucky He Does It Again And Again - Tumblr Posts

Headcannon,

If you ignore the deaths of Endgame

Hear me out, Bucky and Natasha yelling in excitement in Russian at the other.

“Want to say something to your little spy...?” The man, presumably the leader of the group, mocked as one of his men held a gun at Natasha’s head. Bucky, having a full sight of this with his sniper, started quoting a song, “You’ve been down, before. You’ve been hurt, before. You got up before, you'll be good to go.” Bang! The man with the gun fell. Natasha took that opportunity and ran with it, quickly and effectively “took down” the rest of the group that surrounded her. Falcon freezes, been taken back in the middle of a battle of his own, “Was that-” Bang! “Worry about your six, not my music mix,” Bucky says, after shooting the man trying to sneak up on Sam.

They were silent and calm on the ride back, but that soon ended when the boots hit the concrete. Natasha was in the gay super soldier’s arms, being held high. The entire place was soon full of excited Russian yelling and confused monolinguals that were the rest of the Averagers. It didn't help that they both were literal trained assassins who are known for that they get the job done.

And if you thought that was all that they talked about, you'd be wrong.

Do you remember that girl that cut in front of both of them? Yeah, what a b!tch.

“Bucky, why do you keep falling for men that love to ‘live dangerously’ and who hates plans?”

“I don’t know, but if he JUMPS OUT THAT PLANE WITHOUT A PLAN ONE MORE-"