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sam: hey bucky

bucky, internally: there he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. god i just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life—

bucky: what the FUCK do you want

bucky: my husband just texted me back “lmao” from the other room

bucky: i hear no laughing. no ass hitting the floor

bucky: i’ve married a laugh liar

bucky: one year older, one year closer to the grave

sam: lighten up, emo. we’ve got cake

bucky, trying to hide his smile: i do like cake

bucky, waking up after being knocked out: where are we?

sam, sarcastically: heaven

bucky: oh

bucky: didn’t think you’d be here

sam: are you a cuddler?

bucky: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC– yeah i’m a cuddler.

bucky: i'm plenty generous. what about that time i gave blood?

sam: whose blood?

bucky: some guy’s

bucky, throwing stones at sam’s window: SAM! SAM!

sam: you have a phone for a reason, you know?

[loud thunk]

sam: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE-

bucky: do you know what time it is?

sam: yes

bucky:

sam:

bucky: you’re not going to tell me, are you?

sam: no

sam: i have no fears

bucky: i’m cooking dinner tonight

sam: i have one fear

bucky, lying on the couch: i’ve been thinking—

sam: no wonder you needed to lie down

peter: i need advice

bucky: with what?

peter: with love. how did you know you were in love with sam?

bucky:

bucky: i’m in love with sam?

sam: it’s locked. you got a lock pick?

sharon: yeah—

bucky: *kicks down the door*

bucky: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

sam, filming: push harder

sharon: do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn’t require insulting each other every time you get a chance

bucky and sam: no

bucky: can i ask you a question?

sam: shoot

bucky: *shoots the ceiling*

bucky: can i ask my question now?

bucky: i’ve been giving sam subtle hints that i like him

bucky, walking over to sam: i can’t stand you

steve: i saw you buying flowers yesterday

bucky: they weren’t for sam

steve: …i didn’t say anything about sam

bucky: …good. i was just making sure

bucky: that guy said something that almost triggered my fight or fight response

sam: you mean fight or flight

bucky: no, i don’t

bucky: sam and i are so close that we share a toothbrush

sam:

sam: we what

bucky: i’m gonna kick your ass

sam: i’d like to see you try

bucky: okay. saturday. noon. the usual place

sam: you’re on. loser pays for dinner and the movie

sharon: can’t you two just ask each other out normally?