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MIRIAM LEONE as EVA KANT in DIABOLIK (2021) dir. The Manetti Bros
Yandere! Sakamaki Brothers Headcanons
- Shu’s apathetic, bored of life. It’s meaningless to him and all he wants to do is sleep and listen to music…but when you come into the picture, he’s a bit different. It’s not very noticeable but he’s more focused on you rather than the music and he’s more awake than asleep.
- He likes to be around you a lot. He’s not exactly obsessive like Reiji and he honestly hardly cares about what you like and what you think, but he does like it when you think highly of him, which Reiji completely disagrees with.
- Shu isn’t exactly a monopoliser but he does like to have your attention. He doesn’t like sharing, especially with his brothers. So if a brother gets too close for comfort, you’re suddenly in his arms and he’s taking you away. He doesn’t necessarily get jealous easily but when he does, he does.
- He will take you somewhere private and bite you so many times in so many places, lay his claim on you. It pisses Ayato off because now, you belong to Shu and he doesn’t really let it on but he’s strong. He doesn’t really fight and wouldn’t care if his brothers try to fight him, but if you’re in the picture, he will strike back viciously and won’t hesitate to kill.
- Soft moments with him is sleeping by him. He likes having you beside him or in his arms. He will even let you listen to his music, but won’t object if you don’t like classical music. In fact, I think he’ll actually take interest in the music you like, and will willingly listen to it with you.
- He’s a pervert, much worse than Laito, surprisingly. He calls you lewd and a “dirty girl” most of the time. He likes to tease you a lot and he’s got a lot of kinks up his sleeves. Most of his kinks revolve around getting you hot and bothered and him being lazy. He only does the bare minimum. If you want something from him, you’re going to have to beg.
- Let’s think about this though. I saw a great post about Shu and if that is the case, you become his passion. He stops being a lazy person because of you and though he likes to relax and laze around with you, he’s more motivated and passionate about everything else. He’ll play the violin for you and when it comes to sex…you can bet your ass he’s going to be hella passionate.
- Reiji is an obsessive yandere. He wants to know everything about you, your hobbies, interests, even down to the cutlery you use, too. He wants to know what you’re doing at all times and who you’re with.
- Like any vampire, he wants to monopolise you. He would much prefer for you to sit and have tea with him, open up a book or two than you going out with anyone other than him.
- He’ll fall for the most proper lady, or there might be a case where he falls for someone who isn’t his ideal lady but he’s got no problem with training you to be.
- And that takes me to my next point. If you’re a literal prim and proper aristocratic lady, the fact that you’re so perfect, your manners, personality all pristine has him falling for you. You’re perfect in every way and he wishes to keep it that way. Though he views humans as worthless containers of blood, this one is perfect and he views you as an equal.
- He isn’t a worshipper by any means but he does hold you to a high regard. He wishes to be the only one to taint you and believes your blood to be liquid gold, and any other liquid that comes out of you, if you get the gist ;)
- If you’re the latter, he’s a training type of yandere. He will break you to fit the perfect image he has in his head, be it torture or whatever.
- He expects a lot from you. Your grades must be high and he will literally ground you so you study, aka restrain you in his room and make you so bored that the only thing you can do is study, or, if he’s feeling nice, he’ll implement a reward system. Every good grade you get, he’ll get you something or give you anything you wish.
- He’s got a soft side, one that is rarely seen. When it comes to taking care of the household and everyone in it, he caters to your needs and desires first. Every meal usually has a dish you like the most, including dessert (much to Kanato’s dismay).
- He treats you like a lady, draws baths for you, helps you out with your homework, anything for you. He never forgets important dates and hell, he won’t put it against you if you do. You’re a human and sometimes, you human make mistakes. He gets more lenient the longer you’re together.
- The others definitely use you as a scapegoat whenever they do something stupid. Reiji would never dare to harm you (only when you’re passed the love point).
- Ayato is the most possessive bastard to exist. You are his and only his. He monopolises you, obsesses over you. He wants to know what you’re doing at all times and also wants you to do what he wants. He seeks your attention all the time, wants it constantly and if you don’t react to his presence, he will bully or tease you for said attention.
- He gets jealous hella easily. Laito likes to push him because he likes seeing you covered in bite marks and bruises. When Ayato gets jealous, he takes you to his room and abuses your poor body, mainly sexually. He’ll bite you all over and pound into you mercilessly, making sure your moans echo everywhere.
- You make the best takoyaki and if you don’t know how to, you can best be sure he’s forcing your ass into the kitchen to make it. He always commands for it and you have to make sure that you’ve frozen some so he has them on demand.
- He doesn’t share his takoyaki with anyone!!!! Except…maybe you. If he’s in a happy mood (which he always is when he’s around you).
- He expects you to be solely devoted to him, always being obedient. Any disobedience and he’ll lash out, either by shouting his ass off or biting painfully into your skin.
- He doesn’t know how to express his feelings. All he knows is that you make him feel and he likes it, a lot. All he can do is express it by insulting you and demanding your constant attention, and maybe, just maybe you’ll pick up on his feelings.
- His favourite thing to do is play sports and he’s on many of the school teams. He expects you to be there during all his games and he demands that you cheer for him, but when he picks up on how genuine your cheers are and that they’re not forced, it’s like pouring more fuel into his ego and he’s winning these games without breaking a sweat.
- Oh, but let’s not forget that he’s prepared to kill any of those humans that dare to look at you, much less think they can talk to you.
- A two-faced, perverted bastard is what this man is. Laito is an extreme sadist and is also very cheerful. He takes pleasure in teasing you and will do so a lot, calling you degrading nicknames and basing them off of your body. He does prod at your insecurities a lot and humiliating you is one of his favourite things.
- His cheerful personality is a mask that hides his dark and twisted soul. He enjoys inflicting pain onto you in the most vicious way possible, it’s his passion.
- When things don’t fo his way or if you disobey him (which he detests the most), his whole personality switches and he gets cruel, giving you many punishments. He’s got a strong personality disorder, like Kanato. You can never know what he’ll do next.
- Due to his past, he can’t tell the difference between love and lust. Lust, to him, is all that is needed to show his love. So when he has sex with you, it’s a display of his love for you, and you consenting is not his problem.
- He’s more of a giver than a receiver because his mum definitely taught him that the most important part of having sex is making the woman feel good. So it’s like clockwork for him and he can easily make you cum.
- He experiments with a lot of kinks and can easily have you crumble before him. He’s fine with everything, exhibitionism, orgasm denial (both receiving and giving) and even pegging. He likes sex. Doesn’t matter what kind.
- He won’t stop, not until he’s done. You can be on the verge of dying and he won’t stop. Actually, he will if you’re really close to death, but other than that, there’s nothing stopping him– except maybe Reiji, but that’s it!
- But he isn’t much of an asshole. He does take his time to get to know your kinks and prioritises your pleasure over his own, because making you get off gets him off, too.
- He’s a voyeur and likes watching one of his brothers suck your blood, and won’t be above sharing you either. But as a yandere, he does get jealous and when all is done, he’s going to punish you for letting his brothers touch you like that.
- When it comes to creepy crawlies, expect this grown-ass hundred-year-old vampire to screech his head off and jump behind you. You’re the “man” when it comes to bugs around and he praises you from behind, cheering you on like a cartoon wife with a handkerchief as you go to kill it.
- Soft moments with Laito is him playing the piano for you. He’ll take any request from you, after some persuasion ;), and he’ll play it for you, even if it’s anime. Surprisingly, if you introduce him to anime music, he’s going to admit that it sounds great and he will learn it for you.
- Kanato is a yandere already and he’s very disturbed. You never know what he’s thinking and you’ll never know what his next action will be. He’s unpredictable and sinister, but one thing that you know for sure…he’s obsessed with you.
- Not obsessed in the sense that he wants to know everything about you, no, not that way. Obsessed in the sense that he wants you to be all that is around him, him and Teddy, that is. He demands your attention and will lash out whenever you don’t give it to him. He throws tantrums and is fully prepared to either attack you or his brothers. Kanato is childish and spoiled and will emotionally blackmailing others, either with tears or hysterical tantrums to get his way.
- His beloved teddy will become your beloved, too, or he’ll probably get you one for yourself. Actually, just thinking about it has Kanato’s eyes glaze over with a love-sick shine. The amount of tea parties he could have with you, Teddy and your own Teddy (who better not be named Teddy). It makes him shiver with glee.
- He’s also hella paranoid. Like any yandere, you just casually chatting with one of his brothers will have him thinking you’re being courted by them or that you’ve taken a liking to them and he will get jealous and lash out. Even you not greeting him or ignoring him to study will have him thinking you don’t love him anymore.
- He’s touch starved from the lack of affection his mother gave him, but he also doesn’t like being touched without his permission, so as long as you ask, he’s content with you running your hands through his hair.
- Due to Cordelia’s relationships with other men and Laito’s personality, he believes that women are sexually driven and will ignore any of your pleas for him to stop whatever act he is doing. He has also been taught that pleasuring a woman is the best way to make them love you.
- He likes it when you bake treats for him to eat and when he’s in a good mood, he’ll let you eat them, too.
- But even though there are times when he’s in a good mood, that can all suddenly change and he’ll get violent. You wouldn’t have to do anything, he’ll just lash out.
- He mentally abuses you a lot and physically, too. There’s nothing sweeter to him than your blood and he takes any opportunity to drink it. When you disobey him or do something he doesn’t like, he will shove you to the ground and sink his fangs painfully into your shoulder.
- Subaru is baby. A baby with anger issues but a baby nonetheless. He’s often alone, choosing to remain by himself rather than interact with others…well, maybe except you at some points of time.
- He much prefers to stalk you, be a guardian demon and watch over you, rather than communicating with you properly. He can’t stand being near you because when he is, you stir up these feelings inside of him, things that he can’t quite talk about with his brothers and the next thing he knows, he’s blushing and trying to get away.
- He’s a tsundere yandere, no doubt, easily angered and quick to resort to violence. Laito teases him a lot for this.
- Due to his insecurities, thinking of himself as a worthless monster (courtesy of his beloved mother), any kind thing that you do for him has him falling twice as hard for you. He can’t seem to get you out of his head and he always finds himself in your presence without even knowing it.
- He wants the best for you, in the end, and after he’s come to a realisation that he’s hella in love with you, he becomes a “harmless to you” type of yandere. He’ll attack his brothers if he thinks they’re stepping out of line of how close he doesn’t mind them being close to you.
- When he gets jealous, he gets violent to the cause of it, not to you. He’s fully prepared to attack his brothers and will engage in a fist-fight with them and even Reiji won’t stop him. The only one who can would probably be you. The man is head over heels for you.
- He gets clingy once he’s realised his love for you. He wants to be by your side at all costs and starts glaring at anyone else who tries to get close. He is touch-starved, terribly so. He likes having some sort of physical contact and if you let him hug you, he won’t let you go. Hell, he’ll carry you around if he has to, but he’ll do it with a blush!
- He seeks your attention and doesn’t mind doing anything as long as it means staying by your side. He wants to make himself useful and tries to support you all he can, and effectively becomes your little guard dog, especially around his brothers.
- Laito becomes his least favourite with all the times he flirts with you. Like a dog, Subaru will snap at him, resulting in twice as much teasing from Laito and Ayato.
- “C’mon Bitch-chan, let’s have some fun–”
- “Oi! What the fuck do you think you’re doing, you scum?!”
- “Oh, it looks like your guard dog is here. Fufufu~!”
- “Teme!” Followed quickly by the sound of a wall breaking and Laito fleeing for his life.
- Though he can be gentle, he is still very much a sadist. He is still very much willing to sink his teeth into your shoulder to calm himself down after punching Laito who thought he could grope your ass. He finds drinking your blood calming but when he starts, it’s his nature to get a bit more aggressive.
- Especially during sex. It’s all an animalistic desire. There’s no gentleness about him, mostly because he was never taught how to be gentle. He’s always been a big ball of aggression and violence. Being gentle is not in his nature.
- But that’s not to say he won’t halt in his actions if he’s hurting you too much. You shouldn’t be crying that badly and begging for him to stop if you’re not in pain, right? He does get guilty if he harms you unintentionally and he will take it out on his brothers.
- Really, in this scenario (because I LOOOOOVE soft yanderes), Subaru is an aggressive piece of shit to his brothers rather than you.
Can you tell Subaru is my favourite? Well, him and Shu. I love them to bits!
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