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Moon got to hear me out with the bsd dilfs
Who best in bed. Not a single holly thought running threw my head right now other than dilfs in bed.
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BSD dilfs - Who’s best in bed?
CW: smut (oral sex - fem! receiving -, penetrative sex), alcoholism, erectile dysfunction, typos
Odasaku, because he both fucks good and puts your pleasure first. He makes it his priority to make you feel good and takes pleasure in doing well at this. Loves to see you enjoy yourself, that’s what matters the most to him. King of consent and communication. Lasts pretty long, too, because he mastered the art of holding back his own climax until you’ve finished first. He will also try any position you’d want to try, and whether you’d want him to sub or dom, he’d do it if it makes you happy.
Mori, because I said so (and because he’s experienced and knows how to use his body to make you cum). Your pleasure is important for him too, but he wouldn’t forego his own climax just to make you feel good. He wants to please you, but he also wants something out of it, he wants to cum too. And he would never decline if you offered to make the whole act about him only. He would gladly take without giving from time to time. Consent is important for him as well, but he won’t constantly ask „Do you like this?“ or „Is that okay?“, but instead takes your noises as a confirmation that you’re having fun. If his stamina allows it, he can last long enough to thoroughly fuck you the way you deserve it, but he can’t last that many rounds and needs a few minutes to catch his breath in between them. (Teensy weensy headcanon that nobody asked for: I think when his job gets especially stressful at times, he sometimes doesn’t manage to maintain his erection for the rest of the session and needs to make you cum by fingering you or eating you out instead of fucking you, because he suddenly went flaccid in the middle of it. Poor Mori, an overworked middle-aged man™️.) If you make fun of him for it, he will make you regret it the next time you two have sex.
Fukuzawa occasionally has a similar struggle when his work gets demanding, and he generally doesn’t have the highest sex drive. If he’s in the mood and good shape, however, he’s as considerate and loving as Odasaku, but he fucks like an animal and makes sure you remain satisfied (aka too sore for any sex) until the next time you two get intimate. He’s good technique-wise, and most definitely well-endowed, but another poor, overworked dilf as well, who doesn’t have the same stamina he used to have when he was younger.
Fukuchi doesn’t give a damn about your pleasure, if anything, reaching your own climax is only a side effect of him taking what he wants and claims as his. He primarily cares about his pleasure when he fucks you, but he still happens to be good at it and makes you cum every time (especially if you like it hard and rough because he’s definitely not going to be gentle). Zero communication and he disregards your comfort during sex, but he knows what he’s doing and is very experienced. And he likes eating pussy, not to make you feel good, but simply because he enjoys it. Due to his age and his drinking habits, erectile dysfunction haunts him as well sometimes, and if it ever happens during sex with you, his ego will shatter into a million pieces and he will ghost you for a month until he’s put his confidence back together.