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CONSUME THE COUNT CONSUME THE COUNT CONSUME THE COUNT

I feel like Renfield’s creature-eating accounting works kind of like mercury poisoning, in the sense that animals are being calculated to contain a higher and higher concentration of life the farther up in the food chain they go (life content of spiders is based on number of flies they’ve consumed, then birds go exponentially higher with number of spiders eaten plus number of flies each of those spiders ate, and so on.)

On that basis, the best and most powerful thing Renfield could possibly eat is Dracula. Which I am 100% sure is not how the book ends, but it would be pretty amazing.