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✏️ IK WE HAVENT INTERACTED YET BUT

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Harley: We’re having a moment, aren’t we? Roman: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

Harley: Roman is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around. Roman: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

Harley: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all? Roman: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Harley: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Roman: What baby? Harley, crying a bit: Me.

Harley: Mint is just cold spicy. The Squad: ... Roman: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

Harley: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Roman: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

Roman: I’m going to hell. Harley: Probably. Roman: I'll pick you up? Harley: *nodding* Carpool.