Don't Let Your Yearnings Get Ahead Of Your Earnings Was A Magnet On The Church Refrigerator - Tumblr Posts

i have seen like over half of these before there is this really good mexican restaurant out in the middle of nowhere (cowboy land coincidentally) where i used to go a lot when my family went to buy various groceries and supplies and i specifically remember the womens bathroom had a big fat mural on the wall that said don't squat with your spurs on don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings was a magnet on the church refrigerator never approach a bull from the front a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction was just Life Advice that old men gave me when i was like reading a book in the church patio never miss a good chance to shut up was another magnet never ask how stupid someone is because they'll turn around and show you was an old guy named dave's favorite thing to say to me when we sat outside and talked about cattle dogs in the sunset also all the ones that follow. i know them all that's the point plot twist i think i'm a cowboy or something oopsies but seriously don't mess with bulls horses or fools don't offer trouble a place to sit down and stop overspending!!! (this one is directed at me)