Dungeons And Daddies S2 - Tumblr Posts

Woah it’s Taylor Swift!

If u won't I will

I'm not fucking calling an Eldridge God creature "Dude"

Props to Nick for immediately storming the FBI facility and slaughtering almost everyone who stood in between him and his kid

That's a good dad that is

Streep/Close/Foster/Swift families coolness is inversely proportional to their emotional availability. Jodie was lame ass traffic cop? Loved his son and wife, great family. Narcolas was annoying and a goody two shoes? Great relationship with his dad. Jodie as a bad ass demon king of hell? Twice divorced with two kids he can’t even talk too with. Nick has one arm and a flaming sword? Absent parent. Glenn Close being the coolest dad in the gang? Court assigned worst dad.

And this is how anime-loving, mall-ninja, wanna be protagonist Taylor will save this family.