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DURANGO DOUG

From outta the west came a man with a quest. Durango Doug! He’s got a powerful stink, and he don’t like pink. Durango Doug! He’s got a rock-hard head and he uses stale bread. Durango Doug! Durango Doug! He eats nails for lunch, and drinks unsweetened punch. Durango Doug! He’s the roughest, toughest, and all around dustiest. Durango! Durango Doug!