Eileithyia - Tumblr Posts

Hera & her children! Each of these relationships has an interesting dynamic that I love imagining about 😊

[ Translation to second pic:

Hermes: Are you doing well, mother?

Hera: Well enough, run along and tell him(derogatory) to get here quickly.

Hermes: Your wish is my command :) ]

perpetual hera brainrot 💙

zeus's daughters

And here the myth of ‘Zeus and his magic d*ck’ was made

*Zeus and Hera in the hospital getting an ultrasound*

Zeus: IS SHE OK DID WE LOSE THE BABY!???

Eileithyia: Oh. On the contrary!

Zeus: Well why is she bleeding then!?

Eileithyia: Okay, So we got your labs back. Your estrogen, progesterone and HGH are through the roof! Which would explain the spotting.

Hera: *Confused*

Eileithyia: Alright, we'll take a look here.

Elieithyia: Spotting, Very common with implantation of multiple fetuses.

Zeus: Fetu- whues?

Hera: Multiple?

Eileithyia: Yeah, take a look!

Zeus and Hera: *looks*

Hera: Two babies?

Eileithyia: Mhhhh- Nope! Three!

Hera: *in shock*

Zeus: *also in shock*

Eileithyia,*happy to be a big sister*: Congratulations!

Hera: THREE!?

Eileithyia: ...I take it from your reaction you weren't planning this?

Hera: PLANNING THIS?? WHO THE FUCK PLANS THREE BABYS?!?

Eileithyia: You need to make an appointment soon as possible with your OB.

Hera: OB? I need to make an appointment with the vet I'm having a damn litter!

Zeus: Babe, you know what this means?

Hera: ...?

Zeus: I got a magic dick.

Hera: ....

Eileithyia,*handing her some forms*: Take these forms up to the desk on your way out. And.... Good luck! *Walks away*

Zeus: I don't know whether to freak out or shove my almighty dick in everyone's face!

Hera: You need to be freaking out! I'M HAVING TRIPLETS!

Zeus: Triplets!!!!

Zeus,*jumping around*: TRIPLETS!!!!!!!

Zeus: I got a magic penis man!

Zeus: I GOT A MAGIC PENIS!!

Hera: Oh my gods....

Zeus: WOOOO HOOO-