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incorrect billie bust up quotes! (with the antagonists)
barnaby: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? fantoccio: Go to sleep barnaby: What gif I don't want to? fantoccio: Frick You
barnaby: How did none of you hear what I just said? fantoccio: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Dutch: I got distracted about halfway through. Elaine: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
barnaby: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? fantoccio: Plane tickets? Dutch: Concert tickets? Elaine: Prostitution? barnaby, holding their broken frames: Glasses-
barnaby: Wake me up… fantoccio: Before you go go! Dutch: When September ends… Elaine: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
barnaby: Is stabbing someone immoral? fantoccio: Not if they consent to it. Dutch: Depends who you’re stabbing. Elaine: YES?!?
Dutch: Why are barnaby and fantoccio sitting with their backs to each other? Elaine: They had a fight. Dutch: Then why are they holding hands? Elaine: They get sad when they fight.
barnaby: There is no future. there is no past. Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. fantoccio: Dutch: Elaine: Everyone Else At barnaby’s Surprise Birthday Party: fantoccio: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first-
barnaby: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a THREAT.
barnaby: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? fantoccio: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. barnaby: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* fantoccio: barnaby, they...they weren’t always orphans. barnaby:
elaine: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! barnaby, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. dutch, deadpanning at barnaby: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
barnaby: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
barnaby: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. fantoccio: I think you mean cards. barnaby, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.