Elder Faeire Cookie X Reader - Tumblr Posts

Can you tell I like old hags? (Ofc you do~)

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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!

Crazy idea—buuuut…

How about some Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs?

Like a blunt yet simple s/o? For example: The reader only responds with one letter responses or short sentences (“Tired”, “Hungry”, “I want to sleep”, “It’s too cold”), small enough to be picked up by him, overly lazy/tired yet extremely hyperactive(E.I. Enjoys teasing yet hardly puts any effort into it), and just shitpost vibes in general since I think it be a fun concept!

No one really knows how you came to become the king's lover, only that you somehow managed to enchant him with your personality. Your blunt personality did well with his, even if you tended to only speak and respond simply.

Elder Faeire Cookie was the only one whom you ever really teased and made fun of, but even then, you don't really do it all too often. But it cracks a smile in your lover.

He adores how small you are, even if he doesn't say it. He loves gently scooping you up and taking off with you to his chambers, merely to cuddle. After a long day, it's a nice way for him to unwind.

It actually gets a small chuckle out of him whenever you laze around. He knows you could do anything you put your mind to, but to see you merely relax was amusing. Still, he does try and push you to do more.

With your small size, Elder Faeire Cookie often picks you and either walks or flies around with you. No one in the kingdom questions it.

He's able to clearly discern what you mean by your single words. It's really impressive.