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Can you tell I like old hags? (Ofc you do~)
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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
Crazy idea—buuuut…
How about some Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs?
Like a blunt yet simple s/o? For example: The reader only responds with one letter responses or short sentences (“Tired”, “Hungry”, “I want to sleep”, “It’s too cold”), small enough to be picked up by him, overly lazy/tired yet extremely hyperactive(E.I. Enjoys teasing yet hardly puts any effort into it), and just shitpost vibes in general since I think it be a fun concept!

No one really knows how you came to become the king's lover, only that you somehow managed to enchant him with your personality. Your blunt personality did well with his, even if you tended to only speak and respond simply.
Elder Faeire Cookie was the only one whom you ever really teased and made fun of, but even then, you don't really do it all too often. But it cracks a smile in your lover.
He adores how small you are, even if he doesn't say it. He loves gently scooping you up and taking off with you to his chambers, merely to cuddle. After a long day, it's a nice way for him to unwind.
It actually gets a small chuckle out of him whenever you laze around. He knows you could do anything you put your mind to, but to see you merely relax was amusing. Still, he does try and push you to do more.
With your small size, Elder Faeire Cookie often picks you and either walks or flies around with you. No one in the kingdom questions it.
He's able to clearly discern what you mean by your single words. It's really impressive.
These dragons are so beautiful it’s unreal, I just wanna hug them all(except that it’s kinda hard to do that, but never say never! Just wait a few more years).
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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!
Yo! Same anon who ask for the Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs, I would like to be wordy with this one but this is just straight to the point so sorry about that!
Anyways, how about we do some Yeast Beast x shitpost s/o or maybe the dragons x shitpost s/o? Either way I love them both and I only ask for them to be separate since I can’t hardly keep up with more than one despite my love for them all
I've been doing the Beasts a lot, so have some dragons!
CW: Suggestive jokes (Pitaya Dragon Cookie)

You break their brain sometimes. You can say some of the craziest things with the straightest face and then walk away like nothing happened.
Once you remarked how you'd like to ride them, and they proudly said as long as you could hang onto their back, they'd let you. All you said was "oh, not from the back" and then turned and left.
It took Pitaya Dragon Cookie way too long to realize what you mean.

Longan Dragon Cookie didn't know what to expect when they began to date you, but this certainly wasn't it.
They don't really show it, but whenever you say something unhinged it makes them pause and give thought.
Sometimes they wish you would just. Be normal. They still love you though.

Lotus Dragon Cookie has definitely made a song or two out of your words. They like to tease you with it whenever you try and get the upper hand.
Surprisingly, they go well with your nature. They can bounce off of you very well!
Don't ask how many papers they have regarding what you've said.

Ananas Dragon Cookie?? Does not?? Get it??
Listen, they try very hard, but their pride gets in the way sometimes. Poor Pitaya Dragon Cookie has to explain it to them, and even then they don't get it.
They've learned to live with it, but man do they wish they understood.
Shadow milk cookie HCs!!༝༚༝༚✮

HC type: character x reader (mainly romantic)
!!︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶!!
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TW: slight spoilers, mentions of stealing/theft, possesivess: (possible and slight yanderisk behavior??), PDA, affection, love, relationships in general(??), slight violence/gore yet mainly tame.
CW: Shadow Milk Cookie, the 5th beast yeast cookie. Created by CRK/cookie run’s creator(s).
Tags: CRK, cookie run kingdom, Shadow Milk Cookie, CRK x reader, CRK x you, cookie run kingdom x reader, cookie run kingdom x you, Shadow Milk Cookie x reader, Shadow Milk Cookie x you, x reader, x you.
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-JesterFace often enjoys giving you attention weather it be PDA or something more light. From hand holding to gripping your palm to the point it feels like it almost rips off, he enjoys every second of it! But, of course, he doesn’t try to go too far most of the time. Shadow milk cookie just enjoy teasing you by tracing his fingers down your chest to your stomach, mostly just being touchy with you.
-Shadow milk Cookie gets easily possessive, often finding excuses to justify his jealousy. Most times he whines about it whenever you scold him, he probably cry if you desire to see that. He normally plays it up, being dramatic about it which is stupidly easy for him to do. Shadow milk cookie had…. Odd hobbies let’s say. For example, he is what one would call a collector….. expect that those “collection”s are actually just stolen/taken as treasures for him to show off.
-Shadow Milk Cookie enjoys affection as much as the next guy, but he’s a bit of a weirdo about it… E.I will have tons of PDA, saying grossly (and maybe gorey) things as compliments, and so on. Speaking of compliments, you’d be surprised to see how poetic and creative he gets to praising you. To calling you dork and to calling you his dove, he doesn’t show his poetry much and mostly comes out of the blue.
-He’s bad, you have to live with that fact. Now, sure, he’s kind and friendly… TO YOU, but to others, he often treats them like toys/puppets which is easy for him to do. Sometimes he even invites you to him watch building burn down in your name, but normally he just goes on simple dates with you that are mostly just picnic and/or tea party dates to gossip with you.
-Shadow Milk Cookie is like a cat: He often doesn’t bother you with his affectionate (unless you beg for it), being generally chill at first, yet craves your attention. Sometimes he even lays on your lap like a cat, curling up to a ball while he (forces)commands you to pet his head. But, currently, he’s become quite the clingy one. You always have him be a step behind you due to him clinging onto you and whining whenever you complain about it, being a general brat.
-In conclusion, Shadow Milk Cookie is a great lover even if he’s an ass to you every now and then. You two can have a either lovey dovey relationship that makes other cringe….., or him being a crazy and possessive lover. Up to you what you want, he’s willing to play any role for you.
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-Fin.
I cried so much:(
(In a good way)
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OMG thank you so much, I love this!! I love how you write everything (especially the angst), so thank you so much!!
How about some Shadow milk cookie x reader expect it’s like before the corruption? Or at least in the past when he wasn’t—you know.
I rather have the reader have they/them pronouns, but I don’t mind if you lead towards a more feminine/masculine perspective as long as it’s not push in it too far (‐^▽^‐)!!



→ ❛The Past❜

→ Pairing ; Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader → Quote ; ❛❛His voice was sweet, light and airy, just like his is nowadays just that, with an air of kindness that could make anyone comfortable.❜❜ → Genre ; Headcanons, Angst → A/N ; I took a bit of creative liberty with this one, still, i hope you like it nonetheless! (as a note, I hc that their names havent changed in the past to their future, esp as the loading screen indicates Mystic Flour was always named as so)

Shadow Milk Cookie, who we now recognize as the jester of many and the devil of others, wasnt always this way. You knew it, you knew it too well. Back when he was a scholar, you loved him with all your heart.
“(Y/N)! My darling, are you lost?”
“Huh?”
And sometimes, those memories were so vivid that you felt you could touch him.
Before the corruption, he was just like Pure Vanilla in some way.
Gentle, loving, more relaxed, he was your everything, your lover and companion
He used to teach cookies! He loved teaching like no other cookie, perhaps even created the profession himself
From little ones to older ones, he was always there for everyone no matter what.
“Sorry, I just— Was thinking a bit too hard.”
“Hm? Is something the matter?”
His voice was sweet, light and airy, just like his is nowadays just that, with an air of kindness that could make anyone comfortable. You just sighed and hugged him tightly, in this beautiful dream you reminisced about the past, about those golden times, and he hugged you back, smiling.
“I love you, my angel” You’d say, tears in your eyes…
And the dream faded away.
Knowledge was obviously his middle name, a very knowledgeable cookie who loved not only to teach, but to learn
You both would spend days, if not also nights studying together, learning about new things in life
Perhaps thats how you lost him, getting lost in research you became lost in the waves of knowledge.
But as you focus on him as he was, you know he was an angel, a loving partner… and perhaps, deep down, he still is.
s a m e
Am I simping over cookies?

I can't wait for the second part >=3
— NEW EMPLOYEE —
Red velvet can be out of character since i don't really know much about him!!
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Characters: Red Velvet, The cookie's of darkness
Warning: none?
requested by: poketalefan1993
Paring: Red velvet x New Employee! Reader

. Years have passed when Dark Enchantress Cookie Got Defeated By The Gingerbrave team. as for the Cookies of darkness..well, they already moved on from her defeat. including Red Velvet cookie.
Red velvet opened his first cake-pet shop that is suprisingly doing great, cookies keep telling him that they really have good service which Red Velvet is proud of.
Chiffon was really worried for Red Velvet for overworking himself for the pet shop. so Chiffon have an idea...
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"Chiffon, once again. I am not hiring an employee to look after in the shop!" Red velvet said while he looks to Chiffon.
as Red Velvet's saw his sad eyes, he has no choice to basically agree to his idea.
"fine. I'll do your idea just for you.." Red velvet as he picks up Chiffon
Now, Red Velvet Wondered on his mind. how is he gonna get a new employee?
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"how am i gonna find a new job when there is literally no available.." Y/n sighed, trying to find a new job since they recently got fired from they're job because of an angry customer.
While finding a new job for hours, Y/n finally found a job that is hiring people
Y/n was suprised that they got accepted right away, They were really happy that they got in quickly as they thought.
But for now, They must sleep early for they're new work..

This oneshot will have part 2, but it might come out late since i have to do other requests and excuse my grammar in this oneshot!
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I just had to do it
Songbird cookie
I'll probably make a much more cleaner character sheet but have this instead:

They're very colorful believe me
A Swans Beauty
Basically speaking: reader x my crk oc
And no its not Sugar swan, sorry😔
Tw: Yandere-ish?

Songbird cookie...what a beautiful cookie they are
You've stumbled upon them after getting injured while exploring beast yeast
They've taken care of you and nurse you back to health and in those days of them taking care of you...you seemed to have fallen in love with them
It is simply a puppy love....but then it grew.
Songbird cookie wanted you to go back where you came from after you've been healed.
But you've simply became too inlove with them...too... infatuated with them...
"Can you help me go back in my camp?"
"No my dear I have responsibilities to attend to.. especially with the critters in the lake."
You begged and begged for them to help you go back. And they gave in.
Oh how...stupid of you to try to make them stay......to try and cage them...
Now your Songbird doesn't want to do anything with you! How cruel of them!
Its no worries! You can just....watch them from afar..... observe them....stalk them....
I guess you'll have to wait until they're weak enough to be yours I guess. Like that would happen!.....right?

Idk wtf happened it was supposed to be a fluff where Songbird cookie Comforts you but turned into this😰
Six Becomes Five or the five beasts reacting of the witch killing Reader!cookie who is innocent and not corrupted (with knife instead of fork prison) as a warning punishment for five beasts from their own corrupted to see their love one die. (👉👈 just love the story so much I wonder if it ok for angst)
TW: Death

All you had wanted to do was help them. Advocate for them, say that it couldn't be their faults! It was the Witches who baked them with that power after all, how could they be blamed?
The Witches didn't like that.
It was in full view of the Beasts. You were approaching, already ranting about the Witches, and Shadow Milk Cookie was preparing to finally bring you over to their side-
When a knife fell, piercing you through your stomach.
No one could even react or move for the first few seconds before you collapsed. Eternal Sugar Cookie's scream of your name could be heard all throughout the land as they rushed forward.
There was nothing they could even do. The knife was a creation of the Witches. They weren't stronger than them.
If the Witches thought this would send a message, it did. But a very wrong one. The Beasts weren't going to stop with tormenting the Cookies, oh no.
The Witches were their newest targets, and they were going to rip them limb from limb.
Wow! beautifully done, or you can do the same thing, only together with y/n cookies, where they hug pure vanilla cookies and milk cookies with shadows in the middle, if you want, you can depict how they are both jealous of y/n cookies to each other. Have a nice day and get more rest. See you later.🤗


Im guessing this was from when I put them in casual clothing
Decided to change your idea a bit and just have Pure Vanilla be a snarky lil bastard<3 have a nice day!

This a cookie/reader version I made. Anyone can take inspiration- I’m tired. I’m posting this around 1:43am. Have a great night. I’ve just been getting back into cookie run kingdom again. And I wanted to draw. So happy days. No name for this cookie incase I make it an oc feel free to use it however you want! Just give credit

More cookie drawings!
Comment if you have any name ideas

Even more cookie drawing! I couldn’t get the hair right on them so I drew it separately.
Please come with names! :)

Finished. The eyes will just be covered with a blindfold that is black with golden moon patterns on it plus an eye in the middle. No name for this one as I just draw. Have fun. As always I don’t know how to draw hair on the cookie so it’s separated. Goodnight

Somehow I wish I had the art skill to turn this into a cookie- like I wish this was a prototype cookie that one of the witches made- but got discarded or managed to escape into cookie land utopia. This cookie soon learnt and grew to befriend the beasts before they became fallen hero’s as they weeped. This cookie is a mix with vanilla and Oreo and a little bit of raisin. (I struggle to explain things a bit so yeah- it’s also been awhile since I last played the game)
The star on their forehead in their vanilla cream hair is supposed to act as. A third eye. And I’d didnt find anything that would fit well enough so the extra eye looks like a star. Logic won’t logic but if anyone wants to. Help be dumb this character a bit down if I went either overboard!. Would love to hear people opinion. This was inspired by all the self aware AU’s and other fics about crk.
-(edited) the wings are supposed to represent her freedom from her past after she was almost eaten by the witches and lost her eye due to a fall
-Anyways have a great day!




I GOT LUCKY!!!! YEAH!! AND THIS WAS BEFORE MY EXAM TODAY SO I TOOK THIS AS A GOOD SIGN AND IT WAS!! I FRICKING PASSED IT!


Lavender raisin cookie. Usually misunderstood by their tough exterior. Softie on the inside. They usually help the elderly cookies around the kingdom or other cookies on their journey to learn and harness their strength and learn to grow and mature even more. (Gender neutral/female?)
I have not decided yet.- like should they be gender neutral or female?
Yes 👏🏻
Y/n: *struggling in some way, shape, form.*
Cookie: *snatches up y/n* just relax, I'll take care of everything....also mine.
Oh you cooking. The ones with power would definitely do that.
But I got another one-
MC: *is actually mean to everybody and has a bitch attitude*
Delusional Cookie: They’re just troubled! I can fix them!
*ahem*
Pure Vanilla.
*ahem*
Love this 😭😂🥰
You know the get-along-shirt right? But instead I put dark cocao and mystic flour in get-along-ice cream and also imaging other beasts and ancient in this situtions as well lol
(Fun fact: I got mystic flour cookie today finally!!)

Get Along (Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour Cookie)
“What is the point of this, Y/N Cookie?”
You knew that these two had their…quarrels back in Beast-Yeast, but with Mystic Flour Cookie having changed her ways ever since joining your kingdom, it was time to set aside any past beefs with each other since the two will be seeing each other around the kingdom a lot.
“I can only see the futility that your decision will bring, he will not look to the future, all too caught up in the past….”

“Why would I ever want to be around a..BEAST who’s done nothing but bring agony and turmoil to me and my warriors!?”

“Your wish was granted, no? To protect them and your kingdom. Not all wishes can be granted just like that…don’t let Y/N Cookie’s efforts to have us…get along…be for nothing….”
“DO NOT EVER SPEAK OF THEIR NAME!”

“They were the ones to bring me in, refusing to grant them their wish is but a spit in the face to them. And I always want Y/N to have their wishes granted. Now. Sit. Down.”
This….wasn’t going to be easy….