Epitome Of What I Want In A Friend Ship - Tumblr Posts

Adding these tags because God damn not only are they super accurate about who Shane is as a person, but also conveniently explain the reason I got into bfu (funky boi who looks kinda nice and believes things I kinda wanna believe to) and the reason I stayed (funky boi's best friend is a wack noodle of a man with an amazing artist gf who I am totally not obsessed with lol why and is just super weird in general makes puppets and has great vibe interactions with og funky boi)
Oh also Steven, Ricky and rest of the watcher fam now at this point that goes without saying
why is every new detail that shane drops about his life so INCREDIBLY FUCKING WILD and yet he reveals them as if he’s mentioning that he caught a movie the other day that was kinda neat
“oh yeah i went into church with a friend and i immediately got a nose bleed”
“yeah i heard laughter coming from the foot of my bed but i just shrugged it off and went back to sleep”
“i ate worms and bugs as a child”
“my dad was struck by lightning”