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Omg!! Originshiping how’d you get here (I totally didn’t edit this when I woke up)
i think the hc that occupies my brain the most is the "demonic nature is kinda like human world animals' instincts" so here is the breakdown no one asked for: why i believe demons are much less scary after you actually get to know them!
so, in case it hasn't been evident in my three posts and some lint i have about obey me on here (sarcasm) i am obsessed with the idea that even the most powerful of demons aren't able to resist their demonic urges. like their brain kind of blacks out?? and they do whatever tf either demon brain or sin brain (or both) tells them to do.
lucifer checks himself out on every. single. reflective. surface. fixing his collar, combing his hair, straightening his sleeves – he absolutely hates when he realises he does it but demon brain goes "oohhh!!! it's me im here!!" and sin brain goes "ihavetolookmybestatalltimespleasetellmeilookgood". every time he catches himself with his hand midway through his hair he sighs and tries to go on with his day (one time satan and belphie pranked him by putting mirrors everywhere) (they didn't know lucifer has memorised the layout of the hol and can walk anywhere with his eyes closed).
mammon is that one kid that touches anything shiny and sparkly. you could be wearing highlighter and just feel a poke on your cheek. turn around. it's your demon boy. his pupils are dilated. finger still on your face. half a toof fang sticking out of his mouth. fucking elated. glittery shiny sparkly holographic things are his demon brain cocomelon. sin brain just hoards any and all glittery shiny sparkly holographic things he can find. whenever he's upset he watches those slime or chalk asmr videos but they have to be the ones where the creators use a whole bag of glitter (or! or! the ones where people flick brushes full of glitter above their cameras in slow motion yknow the ones).
leviathan has to be quirky different not like other girls. he has to be the one with the most marine knowledge in the family, the one with the most ruri knowledge in the family – you get the point. i believe he has a touch of the demon tism so if you think you know anything about his special interests no you don't. he was actually there when it happened so joke's on you. yes he did witness the creation of the first amoeba now move. he's also that younger sibling that sees you get praise for doing something and does the exact same thing to get praise too. sin brain goes "if they get that then i have to have it". you see him wearing your clothes sometimes and when you think back you remember you got a compliment on it about a week ago (week agoo 🕺💃) and like yeah. makes sense (pls tell him he's pretty pls).
satan has chewy toys and wears a retainer pretty frequently because that wrath may be chronic but them teeth won't stay there for long if he keeps baring them!! he buys new ones once a month because he absolutely tears through them and everyone is just used to him popping in his acrylic retainer every time lucifer comes in the room. he isn't even half ashamed of his toys because trust me it's not a cute sight. this man is one of the most imposing beings you have ever encountered creating holes with his teeth in places you believe there weren't any before through what you're guessing used to be something green and made of rubber, but you aren't too sure. you ask him what's wrong and he just stares at you blankly and goes "nothing? why would anything be?". it's just a casual case of both demon and sin brain going "AUURGHHHDHS *chomp*". absolutely feral unicorn man with the straightest teeth you've ever seen.
asmodeus is in the same predicament as lucifer when it comes to checking himself out but instead he embraces the moment. and checks other people out too, as long as what they're wearing catches his attention. he's a very touchy demon so you can find him absentmindedly having his hands on you without even realising he does it: twirling a strand of your hair, playing with your fingers, tracing your jawline. it's just that demon brain goes "ohoho!! my humnan look at my humin go!!" and can't not touch you after that. he also bites. you think it would be mammon or beel but nope it's asmo!! you're just too pretty and he wants to feel close to you!! don't bring it up though he gets embarrassed. you know that meme where person a says "i wonder what i taste like" and person b says "i can help with that" and a imagines a kiss and b imagines biting person a? yeah, inside asmo are two wolves.
beelzebub is the randomest fucking demon in that household idc. he's always so quiet and you never know what he's thinking until one day he brings home a human world ostrich like it's nothing and gives it a "tour of its new home"??? absolutely insane. he also buzzes randomly?? like you'll be hanging out in the common room and all of a sudden you hear "bbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" only for another brother to go "beel. i can't concentrate on my book. please refrain from buzzing inside the house"??? hello??? i think he's got a passion for cleaning too (thousands of years of food and blood stains, crumbs and mould have taught him a couple things) so he is always ready to assist in cleaning his brother's rooms and won't stop until they look brand new. his most demon brain moment is when he lifts things. doesn't matter what or how heavy it is, if he sees something new around him he has to give it a little lift. same thing with the people he's fond of. you have been grabbed by the armpits one too many times to have an impromptu simba moment for three seconds, only for beel to just go on with his day, no explanation. what a demon *sighs dreamily*.
belphegor is the most like his familiars (or at least his habits are most prominent). you see the demon chewing and chewing and chewing like one bite of food and if you dare look at him weird he gives you the cow stare (pls tell me you know what im talking about). you see him in full demon form running headfirst into a wall with his horns (#satan_and_belphie_bonding_activity) and if you dare look at him weird he gives you the cow stare. kinda like his twin, he does random moo or hffphhhmp noises according to his mood without realising ("no belphegor, you can not destroy every wall in this house with your horns" "moOOO"). demon brain goes brrrr with some human world grass and some sunshine. like he absolutely loves being in that mediterranean countryside, twirling some grass between his fingers, eating it, living his life. best brother to go on a picnic with hands down.
fucking dorks *heart eyes*
i am in awe at the talent needed to make this
Top Gun sketches! ✈️
if you're autistic highly sensitive over emotional if you "get upset over stuff that doesn't matter" if you get angry easily sad easily if you laugh easily or for longer or loudly if your anger is explosive and feels bottomless if you're easily frustrated if you get angry because you're confused or don't understand if people are always telling you to grow up or making fun of you for "disproportionate reactions", if you have screaming crying violent meltdowns over just anything, i love and support and care about you
your emotions are proportionate because there is no one way to react to anything
you deserve to be respected. you are just a person who is alive
Today's 1am thought is: omg why is the nervous system so scary like actually omg get away from me I'm SCAREDDD nervous system WHYYY.
LOOK AT IT!?
Ghost is eating breakfast.
Soap, takes a picture of him.
Ghost: Why do you always take random pictures?
Soap smiling: They're for someone special.
Ghost: Who?
Soap: That's classified.
40 years later.
They're sitting on their bed, surrounded by pictures.
Soap: It's been quite an adventure, eh Simon?
Ghost: I love you so much.
this is such an artist thing to say but I LOVE the way so many of the CCs on hermitcraft look irl. So many of them have so many shaped faces. They’re so interesting to look at and so so different! It’s like seeing a cool character design and going WHOA they put SHAPES on that person!!! Look at the shapes!! THE SHAPES!!!!!! have you SEEN Pearl she’s beautiful!!! and Skizz’s head is so interesting it’s so *vague gestures* Every time I see an irl hermit it makes me so happy.
i really want to write threads related to the paranormal/supernatural and hauntings, especially since it's very tied into chongyun's career.
who else would be interested in threads like this?
If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?
... A little H/ades ramble, just a random idea I had, starring out beloved Greek himbo
Just thinking of like... Z/agreus in Elysium after receiving a boon from Dionysus that increases the drop rate of food... and also his appetite. The prince finally arriving at the arena, big, round belly leading his way. The Greek champion making snide and pompous remarks about Zag’s new appearance, and how there’s definitely no way he could possibly defeat them while he’s in such a state... Zagreus not letting it get to him, and telling him how it will be that much more humiliating when they lose to him and his big gut.
The he’s fighting Theseus and the Bull of Minos again. Dodging their attacks, his belly bouncing and wobbling on his athletic body as he does, glorping and sloshing as he steps out the the way of Asterius’ axe swings and Theseus’ spear. But then, the gurgling in his gut starts growing, distracting him for a moment as he feels something bubbling up, and then before he knows it he’s perfectly lined up for the duo’s famous “Bullhorn” attack!
Zagreus is immobilized by the sudden burp that arose from his stomach, and Theseus is heading right for him... right for his gaping maw, that is! Before Zagreus can even figure out what’s happening, the Greek king is already flying down his throat, and the prince of the underworld can keeps gulping in confusion. After a matter of seconds, Theseus’ feet disappear between Zag’s lips and his already large belly has grown out even further, now wobbling as the pompous warrior thrashes around within.
Zagreus, Asterius, and the entire arena go silent as all eyes move to Zagreus’ large, bare stomach, which cuts through the silence with it’s noisy whines, blorps, and slorshes, and the muffled shouting and whining of the former arena champion who’s trapped within. Zagreus slowly beginning to rub over the larger, stretched surface of his belly, surprised by what has just transpired, “Well, this isn’t quite what I meant when I said it’d be humiliating to lose to me with this belly, but I can’t complain with the results.” He says, wincing momentarily as Theseus’ struggling increases from his comment.
Then, the bull of Minos stomps over to the bloated prince, poking a large finger into the top of the exposed belly while looking Zag in the eyes, demanding that he release his king before he goes and pulls him out himself. The hot-footed prince chuckling uncomfortably, picking up his belly in his hands and dropping it, letting it bounce, before explaining, “Well, Asterius, mate, I’m not even sure how I managed to get him in here, so I don’t really know how to let him back out.”
With an angered snort, the massive bull suddenly grabs Zagreus’ mouth, pries it open, and shoves his large arm down the prince’s throat, trying to reach into his stomach for his beloved king. Zagreus’ however, is a mix of uncomfortable and a little annoyed by this... and when his throat starts gulping instinctively, he gets an idea. He starts swallowing the bull’s massive arm and pulling him into his mouth. Asterius snorts in confusion, but before he can do anything it’s already too late, and Zagreus is grabbing his body and shoving more of him into his mouth.
One last powerful gulp, and the massive piece of beef is sent down to Zag’s awaiting stomach, to join his king in their noisy prison. Zagreus has no choice but to fall to his butt as his belly is now huge, swaying and shifting with the struggles of the two champions. Leaning back, one hand propping him up while the other rubs and pats his huge gut, the prince chuckles, wondering to himself just what sort of boon the god of wine and revelry had given him.
The crowd full of shades cheers for the prince’s victory, and his gut nearly matches them in volume from all the gurgles, blorps, and burbles coming from the big, round belly. To top it all off, Zagreus can’t help but burp loudly from his massive, impromptu meals, Theseus’ laurels flying out of his mouth and landing with a splat on the arena floor. “Doesn’t really seem like I’ll be going anywhere anytime soon, so at least you can tell father that you slowed me down for longer than you’ve ever done before!”
So I learned that @itsawrites took a strong liking to the Sun King himself in F//GO and who am I to not immediately pounce on that?
Listen, okay? Listen. I’m gunna get a bit real here. I think some people are getting the idea that a possible redemption arc = all of eclipse’s actions being excused. If Eclipse does get “redeemed”, and the arc is done well, that is not what it will mean.
If Eclipse does shift his view and he changes his ways, that will not suddenly make the actions he’s done before nonexistent. Solar Flare will still be dead, Lunar might still be dead, Sun will still have trauma, and Moon will still have no memories. If the show decides to go down the route where Eclipse will no longer be the antagonist, it will only mean that he isn’t actively trying to torture Sun and Moon.
What it could mean, though, is that Eclipse will give up the star. It could mean that he bitterly, begrudgingly opens up about why he thought Sun and Moon deserved the things he did to them. It could mean that one or both refuse to forgive him, or it could mean only one forgives him. It could mean that he tries to undo some of his actions, like taking back the wish and helping Sun and Moon and Earth have a stable, calm life ahead of them.
What it likely won’t mean is that Sun will start to be buddy-buddy with Eclipse and that Moon will accept him into the family and Eclipse will start to call KC “dad” and he’ll be all cheery smiles. It won’t mean that Earth will suddenly “make him realize the error in his ways” and he’ll be crying and sniffling and poking his fingers while he asks for forgiveness and everyone pats him on the head and tells him he’s already been forgiven.
Because that’s not Eclipse!
Eclipse acts the way he does because it’s a thistled barrier to “protect” him for being hurt and traumatized again. I know some of y’all believe Eclipse is “remorseless” and “not traumatized” and “100% evil” just because he acts the way he does but he isn’t. While Sun’s trauma made him anxious and jumpy, and Moon’s trauma made him constantly work to feel useful, Eclipse’s trauma made him bite back and get mad. Eclipse’s trauma made him bitter and jaded and cold.
If Eclipse were to be “redeemed”, he’d still be like that. He wouldn’t be actively using his every breathe to hurt Sun and Moon, but he’d still be defensive and rude. He’d force out an apology through gritted teeth and when he asks if they’re happy now, he’d feel betrayed when they say no. He’d be better but he’d be mad about it.
So. I dunno, I think my point is that some of y’all really don’t look past the walls that Eclipse built around himself and take him at face value and, on top of that, act like Eclipse being possibly “redeemed” would mean that the show does a 180 and Eclipse will give a lil grin and say sorry and everyone will cheer and hold hands. Pls pls pls if ur going to hate on Eclipse at least hate him because you understand him. Okay? Okay. I’m normal again.
I want to apologise to
- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown
- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world
- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music
- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever
- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer.
- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work.
- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much
- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.
- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity.
UGH it gives me so much seratonin seeing the Stan twins visibly happy, especially from GF artists like @demico-art. My feed is blessed everytime I see your art🥰
I’m in DESPERATE need of a spinoff series with these two going on their adventures out at sea!
Sometimes I like to go back to GF, and draw some happy Stans. I got this image of a laughing Stan with puffs of steam from the cold coming out of his mouth, and a gigglesnorting Ford next to him, when I randomly woke up at 4 am as I usually do. They might have fallen down a hole on a snowy mountain, or slid down a (non-steep) ridge. Anyway, when I woke up in the morning I copied what I saw at night on my tablet, and here’s the result :)
so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone