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*Disney execs and CEOs chatting amongst themselves about corporate deals, what franchises they could buy etc.

*A keyhole appears in the middle of the room; King Mickey jumps out of it onto the table.

King Mickey: Ok, who’s in charge here?

*Head CEO raises their hand

King Mickey: Ok, great!  Ahem...Sora is going to get to go to Super Smash Bros.

CEO: Excuse you.

King Mickey: Sora, is going to get to go to Super Smash Bros.

CEO:  *Chuckles* I’m sorry, but I don’t think you understand. The character Sora maybe a video game character, but he is still a Disney character, ergo under our jurisdiction. So you’ll have to forgive us if we skeptical about having  one of OUR characters running around in some other-

*Mickey instantly closes the distance and brandishes his Keyblade in their face*

Mickey: Sora. Is going. To get to go. To Super Smash Bros.

CEO: Sora is going to get to go to go to Super Smash Bros.

Mickey: And he’s going to get to meet Mario, Yoshi, Link, Pikachu, Sonic the Hedgehog, and other videogame characters from the multiverse.

CEO: And he’s going to get to meet Mario, Yoshi, Link, Pikachu, Sonic the Hedgehog, and other videogame characters from the multiverse.

*Mickey retracts his keyblade and smiles*

Mickey: Good. Glad we understand each other!

*Mickey makes another keyhole portal and leaves, and refuses to elaborate*