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[This might be a little booty cause idk, Constantine's personality whoops?? 🤷 ]

Let's say it's the GIW that de-aged Danny, Dani, and Dan. They were most likely trying new Fenton tech they altered to try and catch them. But instead of capturing them, they shrunk them.

Clockwork was most defiantly leaving the most cryptic notes motioning Constantine to help these three.

[While their kids I would imagine their abilities would be a little harder to control and a bit weaker than it previously was.]

And that lead him here, in a bum-fuck no where town called amity park. Hiding three kids in his trench coat. Because some "secret" organization thought is was okay to shoot literal infant gods??? GODS!!

Forget smoking he wants to drink, bad. Like right now. Who thought he was in any shape or form a good baby sitter?? He grumbles, he'll call the Bat. He'll take the tykes no problem, they all check the boxes. The perfect adoption bait.

Prompt 303

Constantine might be cursing everything and everyone he’s ever met because this? This is a goddamned mess that he does not want to be cleaning up, yet here he is! Three infant godlings who the American-Fuckin-Government decided to try and kill and worse clinging to his legs and huddling beneath his trenchcoat. 

Look when he followed the instructions on the magic green sticky note he was not expecting this level of bullshit, and honestly do these imbeciles want to get the entire universe devoured by angry eldritch gods!? 

Damnit, he needed a smoke- and to inform the League so they could deal with the government side of this shit- but mostly a smoke. Ugh. He was so not babysitter material, but none of the bloody tykes would be letting go or leaving the trenchcoat anytime soon.