[This Might Be A Little Booty Cause Idk, Constantine's Personality Whoops?? ]

[This might be a little booty cause idk, Constantine's personality whoops?? 🤷 ]

Let's say it's the GIW that de-aged Danny, Dani, and Dan. They were most likely trying new Fenton tech they altered to try and catch them. But instead of capturing them, they shrunk them.

Clockwork was most defiantly leaving the most cryptic notes motioning Constantine to help these three.

[While their kids I would imagine their abilities would be a little harder to control and a bit weaker than it previously was.]

And that lead him here, in a bum-fuck no where town called amity park. Hiding three kids in his trench coat. Because some "secret" organization thought is was okay to shoot literal infant gods??? GODS!!

Forget smoking he wants to drink, bad. Like right now. Who thought he was in any shape or form a good baby sitter?? He grumbles, he'll call the Bat. He'll take the tykes no problem, they all check the boxes. The perfect adoption bait.

Prompt 303

Constantine might be cursing everything and everyone he’s ever met because this? This is a goddamned mess that he does not want to be cleaning up, yet here he is! Three infant godlings who the American-Fuckin-Government decided to try and kill and worse clinging to his legs and huddling beneath his trenchcoat. 

Look when he followed the instructions on the magic green sticky note he was not expecting this level of bullshit, and honestly do these imbeciles want to get the entire universe devoured by angry eldritch gods!? 

Damnit, he needed a smoke- and to inform the League so they could deal with the government side of this shit- but mostly a smoke. Ugh. He was so not babysitter material, but none of the bloody tykes would be letting go or leaving the trenchcoat anytime soon. 

red hood is made of sand.

thank you for your wise words.

I feel like this is very true in so many way. Whenever I would find a fanfic (of a topic or fandom I’m interested in) the reader is always based of the writer’s standard. I don’t know why but it’s such an issue. It made me realize I’m extremely apathetic towards my biological gender. Like personally, I like women but the reader’s personality is always so inscrutable and just so bad...

I love romance but the way they write it is so-- I can’t explain but. Every character’s personality tends to be very flat and the boys always fall for the Female Lead so quickly. Although, I dislike female reader like this it doesn’t mean Male reader’s don’t have this issue either. Sometimes their worse...  Some author’s love to describe the male reader as; “feminine-looking, or looking so much like a girl, being super slim, thin-waisted, having rosy lips, and a thin nose” I know there are some men that look very pretty and feminine looking. But, sometimes the reader is genuinely uncomfortably with everyone miss-gendering them and harassing them. And they the author would just continuously make the character harass them like??? It’s not even cute or anything why bother doing this.

ughhh-- sorry this ended up being a rant. But yeah, wattpad fanfics suck. I like ao3 but sometimes ao3 doesn’t have the fanfics I wanna read and I get desperate. :’’D

Also ao3 author’s tend to take a while to update. Despite it being worth it.

Warning!!: personal opinion.

so, I have read so many x reader fanfics, and this one thing honestly really annoys me.

Can we stop describing the reader? And by that I mean saying stuff like; her plump lips, silky hair, smooth skin, rosy cheeks, big doe eyes, plush thighs, big t*ts etc.

I mean,it’s supposed to be “x reader” right? Then why are we describing the reader?? It doesn’t make sense, because not everyone can relate to that so called description of “reader”. It almost like your just putting beauty standards into your fic and what you expect the reader to look like.

It would be fine if you said something like; their (hair colour) hair, their (eye colour) eyes etc.

By doing that it’s way easier for the reader to relate to the fic and actually enjoy it, because most people probably wouldn’t want to read a fic that they can’t relate to at all.

So please stop directly describing the looks of the reader, thanks <333

Ilysm for this. You took all of the words out of my mouth. Some author’s that write gender-neutral reader’s unfortunately tend to hint out the reader’s gender. Regardless of the tags. Like can’t they just fix the tags or something?? Don't get me started on the “OC-based reader’s”. Omg- they always give the most strangest character descriptions. Not only do they tell you what you look like,  they give you the most strangest personality as well as your likes and dislikes. I swear the reader’s always either a douche or a cry-baby. Let’s not forget the over powered reader or “bad-boy reader”. 😭 😭

Warning!!: personal opinion.

so, I have read so many x reader fanfics, and this one thing honestly really annoys me.

Can we stop describing the reader? And by that I mean saying stuff like; her plump lips, silky hair, smooth skin, rosy cheeks, big doe eyes, plush thighs, big t*ts etc.

I mean,it’s supposed to be “x reader” right? Then why are we describing the reader?? It doesn’t make sense, because not everyone can relate to that so called description of “reader”. It almost like your just putting beauty standards into your fic and what you expect the reader to look like.

It would be fine if you said something like; their (hair colour) hair, their (eye colour) eyes etc.

By doing that it’s way easier for the reader to relate to the fic and actually enjoy it, because most people probably wouldn’t want to read a fic that they can’t relate to at all.

So please stop directly describing the looks of the reader, thanks <333

You can literally look up what queer means and it lines up. I think people in the notes confused the definition.

And while I understand where you’re coming from, it’s high key embarrassing to deny you’re queer when it’s not limited to sexuality alone. 🧍

asexuals are queer pass it on

Warning: Kinda rant-y and just a personal opinion 

This twst gender-neutral fanfic I read was going so well until the author pointed out we were biologically a women. The tags literally said gender-neutral and everything!

 I don’t want ace mentioning I have boobs! (or pointing out I’m am women) (he’s not saying it out loud but still) 😭

[THE TAGS ALSO SAID WE CAN CHOOSE OUR GENDER LIKE. WTF? I DIDN’T CHOOSE THIS??]

I came to read the fanfic cause I feel dethatched to my gender. I don’t want a fanfic to point it out. Feels counterproductive. I feel cheated somehow. 

I don’t hate female reader’s it’s just that I seem to always find the bad ones. The protag doesn’t need to be lusting over a character for a plot line. The protag’s  seem to be sexualized too most times which is unfortunate. (it goes both ways. male reader’s aren’t off the hook.) 

Please for the love of all holy, stop bring up body types and appearance in fanfic’s. Ty.