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Saw @ sweetspecterz draw Paul with mutton chops and bawled in joy

LAAA LAAA LA LA LA LAA LA LA

OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

Screaming crying bc my friend said he looked pregnant </3 ( the pose )

Anyways giggling kicking my feet it’s June which means I can’t NOT draw obnoxious amounts of gay pilots

Fighting clip studio to give me better quality rn :]

( I h8 autism speaks, me and edworl fans h8 autism speaks )

I apologize for withholding the goods the 7 Pat enjoyers on here are gonna love this batch

Hate when they wanna grow old and be in love bleghh </3 /sar

Todays doodles

He’s a little stupid it’s okay, the 30 year slow burn best friends to lovers arc will happen soon

‼️Cw for major scarring on the face‼️

I hate him sm but sometimes babygirl is a disgusting super villain of a man

I think the idea of having a 6’9 guy as a medic is super hilarious

Tee hee did I ever share my RA self insert Web I think they’re so so humble and cool and not at all so I can ooogle Patryck eddsworld

RAHHHH MY BBGS!1!1!1 ( these are months old I just forgor to post em )

Old art dump of my beloveds plus my short PaulTord era

RAHHH there was this PaulTord fic and it was uber doober good and had so much potential ( it never completed ) and I loved it sm

Ignore Paul is just a head on that second one

They’re doomed yaoi it would’ve never worked ( I can’t allow Tord to be happy or feel joy EVER!1!1!1! )

I’ve been on tumblr one year so it’s about time to redraw the pfp :D!1!!1

THERES A HIDDEN “ XD “ ON PAUL AND A “ :3 “ ON PAT ( loud booming )

( the one below is the old one )

whats your headcanons for yanov and yuu ? iknow you posted paul and pat but im wondering if you did those two as well

THEM RAHHH1!1!1!1!1 vine boom and loud sobbing !1!1

They’re general gist is they are so so in love and tragic and silly and and :3

If you care for some rambling it’ll be down here, and if it temps you to click on it there’s a little treat

Just noticed I forgot to add flags on the ref but the country ones were mostly to check if I slapped all the facial features I wanted onto em’ ( Also because I will not hc all the EW guys as white/British it’s truly the bare minimum to add diversity )

Hope this doesn’t read awkwardly because erm I only THINK of them, autism be damned I cannot just create simple bios it’s gotta be a biography

General :]

Height:

Yanov - 6’9

Yuu - 5’7

Gender/Pronouns:

Yanov - (Trans) Man, He/Him

Yuu - Nonbinary, Them/He/She

Sexuality:

Yanov - Gay ( MLM )

Yuu - Pansexual

How they met :D

In med school, pre RA. Yuu struggled to contain any information so him and Yanov regularly got together to study, leading to very late night conversations about themselves. Even when Yuu decided to drop out they kept in contact, Yanov occasionally sneaking them in to watch his surgeries. They both eventually got bored of their respective lives and wanted to share it ( unfortunately ) as a trauma surgeon and nurse in a bare bones rebellion ( RA ).

Their roles in the RA :>

Yanov is a trauma surgeon, he’s usually on the field or dragged into doing some weird mechanical project Tord wants help with.

Yuu is a nurse but not? I don’t know what else to describe him as, but he’s on the field helping carry soldiers to safety, or at base doing patient care when Yanov needs some extra hands.

Headcannons :3

Yanov is selectively mute, communicating through sign language or very rarely gives a one or two word answer/order/etc. It’s rooted in anxiety and just not talking is better than saying something. Yuu usually helps with shouting orders or asking for things he needs, never to speak over him but to give him a voice.

When there’s zero work to do and no one’s dying they lay back and nap to old ( 60’s-80’s ) love songs

Yuu practically begs Yanov to connect the dots between their freckles because they think it’s a sweet little reminder of him, it’s usually on her hand or arm.

Yanov writes cheesy little poems in a notebook he carries around 24/7. Yuu takes a peek in it and reads it every chance he gets, literally giggles and kicks his feet. No, Yanov has no idea they read what he writes, but he couldn’t care less if he knew that’s what she was giddy over.

Yuu has no interest in doing surgeries, discovered very quickly he can and will need to walk away and puke. They’re perfectly fine just handing over tools or taking care of the patient after it’s over. Meanwhile Yanov is crazy over it ( Cristina Yang core ), he will gently bully another surgeon into giving him a cool surgery he wants.

They’re both a good bit older than the rest of the guys, closer to their 50’s by the time the RA is well established and settled (Pat/Paul/Tord are around mid 30’s). It’s a common joke between the guys to point it out, it’s not bothersome, and they sometimes play into it. ( Also the ages are just when I think of em’ in my favorite area of the story I got going ) ( Also old man yaoi </3 )

They got into their relationship the first month of being in the RA. The feelings were mutual years before this but Yanov thought he was too busy, he’s still overwhelmed with work, but he’ll squeeze in time to relax with Yuu. In their later years Yanov decided to train more surgeons so he could spend more days with Yuu.

Yuu is :3 and Yanov is ._.

Neither of them EVER expected that zombies would ever be an issue.

Patryck and Paul are considered close and good pals, and Tord is basically the scum of the earth.

Extra non important thoughts :P

Erm I’m still writing that Pat fic and I cannot wait to write out them in a separate fic about how gut wrenching it is for them to live ( esp Yanov, yippee confetti confetti !!! )

Nyways I love em’, they’re literally my ocs at this point I’ve got like a gazillion thoughts on them

Here’s the Timelapse as a treat :3 I put down many little doodles and notes </3

what are the flags for yuu and yanov?

Sorry pookiekins here’s your flags <3

OoOoOo Patryck lore OoooOoOo

HAII POOKIES !!!1!1!1!1!! Don’t y’all worry I’m slowly getting back into my eddsworld pilots grindset

CW! Boy failure ( Tord ) bloody and miserable below

Dips ASDF Land hat emo’ly

Hate the child solider trope/idea for AK, me thinks he grew up on base and decided on his own to join against everyone’s great advice ( Because Tord is evil and a poor influence )

These are super pixelated bc they took up a tiny quarter of my canvas </3

Pat when his best bbg pal moves away for “work” and when he joins some tiny army he discovers the best bbg pal has actually been here all along

Their reunion wasn’t as fantabulous as Paul hoped it would be

Rubbing my hands together evilly I’ll elaborate on my story for em soon <3

My once in a blue moon drawing of Tord except I cannot take him seriously

Ref under here </3

Eddsworld Headcanons but they’re only for Paul and Patryck since they’re the only ones I’ve actually made headcanons for

- Paul’s 26 and 6′6′’, Patryck’s 25 and 6′8′’

- They both have many scars from both being in the army and being idiots. The only visible ones are: A small scar on Patryck’s cheek (cut with a knife during a fight), Scar on Paul’s eye (Fun Dead), and various scars on Paul’s hand (accidentally cutting himself while cooking)

- Paul’s blind in the eye he has the scar on, and has horrible depth perception as a result. He’s gotten somewhat used to it at this point.

- Patryck’s bi, Paul’s got no clue what he is, but he is ace

- Paul can speak in Dutch (native language), Polish, Russian, Norwegian, English, Spanish, and French. Patryck can speak all of those (Polish being his native language), but instead of French he can speak German.

- Paul’s hoodie has several patches on it due to accidentally damaging it a lot

- Patryck’s the one who put on all the patches, Paul can’t sew for shit

- They have to share a room in the Red Army base. They’re very good friends, so they don’t mind too much.

- Paul always begs Patryck to let him get a dog (a big dog, like a saint bernard or something). Not once has Patryck said yes.

- Paul has brown eyes (the blind eye isn’t very brown anymore), and Patryck has amber eyes.

- They’re both pilots in the army 

- Patryck enjoys making pottery and painting. If he had his own house, the garage would probably be converted into an art studio.

- Paul really wants to learn how to do metalworking, but hasn’t gotten the opportunity to (yet).

- They enjoy going to second hand stores, buying the shittiest, most obscure looking movie they can find, and watching it to see how bad it is. Sometimes the movies are so bad they’re funny, sometimes they just hurt to watch they’re that bad. It’s always what they least expect.

- Whenever they hear a rumor about someone having a crush on another person in the army, they immediately start a bet on whether the person will ask the other out, and whether they say yes or no. Several other soldiers also get in on the betting.

- Patryck’s good with guns, but he will almost always go for a melee weapon. Usually a baseball bat or an axe. Paul usually goes for whatever gun he can get his hands on at the moment.

- Paul doesn’t smoke as often as he used to, but will still smoke if stressed.

- Patryck gets cold very easily, and can often be seen wearing several layers of clothing when it’s even a little chilly out. Paul is that one guy wearing a short sleeved shirt and shorts when it’s below freezing and snowing outside.