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I'm disappointed in y'all that I never ever seen a Paul x Yuu toxic yaoi made.
Thank you plane man
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Eddsworld Headcanons but they’re only for Paul and Patryck since they’re the only ones I’ve actually made headcanons for
- Paul’s 26 and 6′6′’, Patryck’s 25 and 6′8′’
- They both have many scars from both being in the army and being idiots. The only visible ones are: A small scar on Patryck’s cheek (cut with a knife during a fight), Scar on Paul’s eye (Fun Dead), and various scars on Paul’s hand (accidentally cutting himself while cooking)
- Paul’s blind in the eye he has the scar on, and has horrible depth perception as a result. He’s gotten somewhat used to it at this point.
- Patryck’s bi, Paul’s got no clue what he is, but he is ace
- Paul can speak in Dutch (native language), Polish, Russian, Norwegian, English, Spanish, and French. Patryck can speak all of those (Polish being his native language), but instead of French he can speak German.
- Paul’s hoodie has several patches on it due to accidentally damaging it a lot
- Patryck’s the one who put on all the patches, Paul can’t sew for shit
- They have to share a room in the Red Army base. They’re very good friends, so they don’t mind too much.
- Paul always begs Patryck to let him get a dog (a big dog, like a saint bernard or something). Not once has Patryck said yes.
- Paul has brown eyes (the blind eye isn’t very brown anymore), and Patryck has amber eyes.
- They’re both pilots in the army
- Patryck enjoys making pottery and painting. If he had his own house, the garage would probably be converted into an art studio.
- Paul really wants to learn how to do metalworking, but hasn’t gotten the opportunity to (yet).
- They enjoy going to second hand stores, buying the shittiest, most obscure looking movie they can find, and watching it to see how bad it is. Sometimes the movies are so bad they’re funny, sometimes they just hurt to watch they’re that bad. It’s always what they least expect.
- Whenever they hear a rumor about someone having a crush on another person in the army, they immediately start a bet on whether the person will ask the other out, and whether they say yes or no. Several other soldiers also get in on the betting.
- Patryck’s good with guns, but he will almost always go for a melee weapon. Usually a baseball bat or an axe. Paul usually goes for whatever gun he can get his hands on at the moment.
- Paul doesn’t smoke as often as he used to, but will still smoke if stressed.
- Patryck gets cold very easily, and can often be seen wearing several layers of clothing when it’s even a little chilly out. Paul is that one guy wearing a short sleeved shirt and shorts when it’s below freezing and snowing outside.
Writing if you can’t read it:
Patryck Kowalski
- 6′8′’
- 25
- Always cold (that’s why he’s wearing a turtleneck and a hoodie)
- Paints a lot (paint stains on pants)
- The boots he wears don’t add much height
- This man needs some sleep
- Bisexual
- Good at sewing, will repair your clothes if he feels nice
Paul de Vries
- 6′6′’
- 26
- Unlabeled/Ace
- Hoodie is very old (any patches on it were put on by Patryck)
- Wears shorts a lot
- Cooks a lot, has accidentally cut himself several times
- Not visible: the collection of bruises on his arms + torso from bumping into things
- He basically can’t go 1 day without being injured
Here’s way too many Eddsworld edits I made because I was bored in school
loyal dogs of the red leader himself r here to maybe cause a zombie apocalypse mayhaps..
Hi, welcome back to telling y'all my dreams because no one's stopping me.
So, this was an Eddsworld based dream (not the first time this has happened), specifically a reverse au (Tord, Paul, and Patryck take the roles of Edd, Tom, and Matt, and vice versa). I don't know if I was a part of the crew or simply a spectator, but either way I could see everything going on. The dream itself took place in a 2 story house that had a few rooms that looked fairly similar to bedrooms in my old house.
The main plot of the dream was that Edd had a chainsaw or something similar and was chasing down Tord, Paul, and Patryck. At one point, the three are hiding in a bedroom with a bunkbed in it, and Paul turns into a monster. The rest of the dream that I remember was just the 3 hiding in that bedroom. Underwhelming, I know, but that's how my dreams usually go.
Paul, Patryck, and Tord's relationship can be described very easily with this image:
Patryck is a very tired person, and typically doesn't have a lot of energy to do certain things. He is a very responsible man, though
Paul and Tord, on the other hand, are filled to the brim with energy, and have made decisions without thinking them fully through more often than not.
He meets the red sweater requirement
⚠️TW FOR GORE/BODY HOROR⚠️
Couple of folks
Edit just realized you can't see Tom's freckles and I'm about to riot
OMFG I’m so proud of it *,* Red Squad with its flags
Patrick = Poland
Tord = Norway
Paul = Netherlands
Paultryck doodle based on a rp... God they're killing me.
Bonus playlist:
9th day, ellsworld time I honestly wanted to give my version of those characters that don't have a canon genderbend version, so here they are !
day 16 - eddsworld au
Today I made my favourite au which gives me a chance to think about how to change some parts of the story, plus they give the spotlight to my two favourite Pilots
Tordsworld/ reverseworld
Anyway, here are the drawings
I can't explain how fond I am of this au, I even have a future and saloonatics version of it (but I'm too lazy to draw it).