Exo Jokes - Tumblr Posts

Junmyeon: Jongin, I'll come get you, what's your location?

Jongin: I see a cloud that looks like a lion.

Junmyeon: Be more specific.

Jongin: I see Simba.

Baekhyun: You know what you just need to tell him you like him,otherwise this was all just a moo point.

Chen: A what?

Baekhyun: Yeah, you know, a cow's opinion. It's useless, it's a moo

Chen: Have I been friends with him for too long or did that all just make sense?

Chanyeol: So Baekhyun, what are we?

Baekhyun: Koreans???

Junmyeon: Money aside, what do you need the most right now?

Sehun: The money you put aside.

Chanyeol: Did it hurt when you fall?

Baekhyun: From heaven? No it didn't-

Chanyeol: No I mean when you fell down the stairs, I watched you fall and you just kinda laid there for about 15 minutes.

Baekhyun:

Xiumin: We all saw that

Xiumin: What's up

Suho after spending a whole day with the beagle line: My blood pressure.

Sehun: Chanyeol can't be good at everything. Maybe he's a bad kisser..?

Baekhyun: No, he's good at that too.

Sehun: What?

Baekhyun: What?

Suho to someone on call: Yesterday I overheard Sehun ask Baekhyun 'is it okay?' And Baekhyun replied 'trust me' I've never moved so fast from one room to another in my life.

Chanyeol: I wasn't hurt that bad.

Chanyeol: The doctor said the bleeding was internal.

Chanyeol: Which is where it's supposed to be.

Xiumin: Chanyeol no-

Sehun: You know, clapping is just slapping yourself because you like something.

Chanyeol: If you don't go to bed right now, I may actually kill you

Suho: When I was your age-

Sehun: When I was your height-

Suho: .............

Suho: *storms out and comes back with a step stool* LISTEN!