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You wake with a terrible hangover and no recollection of the night before. Next to you, in bed, in full armour, is Robert the Bruce. Standing beside the bed is a mongoose covered in white chocolate, reciting passages from Ulysses. Fairly standard stuff. The problem? You died of leprosy in 1954.

clearly i have a type

So I was looking at some relationship charts and, for some reason, Sandayu doesn’t like Kijimuna. Like, why? What did the little boy do to you old man? Did they ever interact? I’d like an explanation please.

why is torturing your favourite characters so fun. it's like. i love you enough that i would live for you. this means that i am going to put you through unspeakable horrors until you are irreparably broken and then i am going to cry about it. i will experience zero guilt and do this frequently.