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THIS IS SO CUTE GAHHHHKDMGMDNGG
How to hold Peepers
THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE WHSTCHSMGMDNV?&!?$!-
mini sylvia adventures: Dinosaurs
I have something innapropriate to say.
cleanup on isle MY BRAIN 💥💥💥 /POS
🥽 JOHN DORY X READER HEADCANONS ❤️
🥽 If you plan a night out John Dory is usually the one who plans the date. EVEN IF you were the one who initially began planning it he WILL take over. Force of habit I guess
🥽 Definitely the type to grab you and pull you back into bed whenever you try to get up to do anything. Grabbing you closer kissing you along your neck tighting his grip on you before pushing you off the bed when you get comfortable. Laughing at your stunned/annoyed face.
🥽 Still flirts with you like you just met, grabbing your arm and twirling you around and pretending like you’ve never met.
🥽 Often begs for rubs/messages because of his sore body due to him adventuring for years. He sulks if you don’t comply and turns around to face his back to you, looking back frequently until you give in.
🥽 This man cooks, cleans, and is an expert on vehicles. You will wake up at 6am and see hes already went for light jog and came back sweaty with ready breakfast on the table. downside is he often forgets to make breakfast for two because hes so used to living alone.
🥽 Keeps every. single. gift. you get him. He’s obviously a guy that loves to have keepsakes he loves little things you wouldn’t even notice.
“OH MY GOD YOU STILL HAVE THAT?”
“HOW COULD I NOT? IT’S MEMORABILIA!”
“THAT WAS FROM LAST WEEK JOHN DORY! throw it away.”
“B-but I do it because i love you~”
“OUT JOHN DORY!”
“FINE! but when you’re old and can’t remember much don’t blame me!”
🥽 Gives you his jacket and melts at how good you look in it. Grabbing your face and planting kisses all over your face.
🥽 Loves to make you flustered but when you flirt back and fluster him it drives him crazy. Makes him feel giddy and his face heats up as his hands get sweaty as you keep flirting back with him making him stutter.
🥽 If you are a BroZone fan he will literally reenact how he would before the band split up. Breaking out into song and letting you join in. Loves that you love his band and gets excited whenever he catches you listening or singing along to their old records.
🥽 Definitely brags about you to his family and makes the trip to get you after picking up Poppy and Branch.
🥽 Will unintentionally boss you around its worse if you have siblings and are the youngest.
🥽 Loves when you cling onto him or add onto his advances towards you.
🥽 Hes not easily flustered but if you compliment his leadership, looks or singing hes over the moon and a blushing mess.
thinking of writing some trolls x reader HCs myself tbh...but should I. that's the real question
THE WAY I SCREAMED SO HARD READING THESE AAAAAAA 💥💥💥💥
FLOYD CRUSHING ON YOU 💜❤️🩷✨
❤️ — honestly speaking. Would treat you the same..on the surface
❤️ — he already treats you really well, regardless of your like friendship level, he is a genuine kind and decent guy (troll)
❤️ — helps you do things, hangs out with you, goes out to eat with you, do date things but not call them dates cuz he doesn’t realise you are more than friends.
❤️ — i think he can read others but not himself. Like he’s oblivious to his own emotions cuz he worries about others too much.
❤️ — I don’t think theres much change at first. At FIRST. When he firsts starts to like you he would subconsciously find himself looking at you more often, a lot of silent glances and soft smiles
❤️ — a little wave whenever you two make eye contact, little blush and a smile…they have such a..pretty smile~
❤️ - …oh no.
❤️ — would take him a bit to realise he has a crush on you, and when he DOES realise he’s like, goes overdrive.
❤️ — “OK. I have a crush on them. I have a CRUSH. on them…this is fine. Yeah- yeah i can manage. Hahahah- i can MANAGE-“
❤️ — he cannot manage (no duh)
❤️ — his rizz game is…a like 7 to 8? More unconsciously than intentionally??
❤️ — he would definetly try to seduce you through words of affirmation, i mean we know he’s good with his words (in more ways than one wink wonk)
❤️ — compliment you. Reassure you. Defend you.
❤️ — ANYTHING he can put his words on + make it about you, he is gonna do that.
❤️ — WILL REASSURE YOU AND HYPE YOU TO DANCE WITH HIM.
❤️ — whether its with an old brozone in the background or a romantic song, he will 100% love to dance with you, and will hype you up for it
❤️ — “come on! Even if you don’t think you’re good so what? Its just the two of us, let’s have some fun! I won’t judge you~”
❤️ — cute chuckles and smiles as he gently spins you to the song, his hand caressing yours as his free one lightly glides across your waist, will subconsciously search for your eyes once you face him again, naturally smiling at you as a blush goes through his cheeks, his hand intertwined in yours, your bodies close together as the song ends, your breaths a little breathless cuz of the dancing and laughing…his mind only focusing on you as nothing else matters anymore…
❤️ — DID WE JUST KISS??
❤️ — 0 to 100 in a MILLISECOND.
❤️ — will just stare at you wide eyed and a huge blush on his face as he tries to process what happened, hold his lips a little as his eyes just twinkle looking at you.
❤️ — will apologise once he goes back to reality like he has committed murder or something, probably will tear up cuz of the overload of emotions.
❤️ — “fuck- I’m sorry! Like I didn’t mean it- i did but I didn’t but i did- fuck i mean-“
❤️ — once you kiss him back to show its ok he doesn’t hesitate to just pull you close like you would disappear forever
❤️ — if your hands are on his chest while you kiss he will pull you in my the waist as if he is hugging you, his hands either on your back or wrapped around you as he leans forward a little more, making your back arch
❤️ — once you pull away his eyes are twinkling again and his face is definitely a little kiss drunk
❤️ — will kiss your face all over once you both confess your feelings to one another, spin you around a bit, all that jazz
❤️ — cute ass crush and an ever cuter lover — ❤️
Lets go floyd! Here it is 🤌✨
Hope you enjoyed and if ya want me to tag any of yall whenever i write fics lemme know 👇👇👇
Bye now👋
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it's a CRIME how no one wrote HCs for one of my favorite characters, not even ONCE. LIKE SERIOUSLY??? AND SOMEHOW MY LEAST FAVORITES ALWAYS GETS ONESHOTS AND FICS AND HCS LIKE HUHH????
. I AM SO SCARED
it's a CRIME how no one wrote HCs for one of my favorite characters, not even ONCE. LIKE SERIOUSLY??? AND SOMEHOW MY LEAST FAVORITES ALWAYS GETS ONESHOTS AND FICS AND HCS LIKE HUHH????
i have something absolutely horrifying to say
so do y'all remember creek
HELLOO!!
can i just get a john dory x female reader! headcanons!
john dory met while crashing the wedding and immediately started to flirt with dispite just meeting her. 🫣
THANK YOU!!
HIYAAA!! CAN YOU??? 🤔🤔🤔
girl be so fr OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!
ALL ABOAAAARD THE JOHN DORY X FEM!READER HCS!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO
Okay, so, you know the whole 'watching a cute, romantic ass wedding' plans everyone had for today? Just...watching two bergens have a nice, uninterrupted marriage?
"STOP THE WEDDING!!!"
well fuck those plans. ★ Starting off the bat, when he was literally parkouring his way down that building which just happened to be the MOMENT he noticed you from the crowd, he couldn't help but throw a wink your way right after (even though he had his goggles on, that stupid mf) which led to him face-planting to the floor because his ass was NOT paying attention to stick the landing. YIKES. ★ He also DOES notice when you are at the edge of your seat to hear what the hell is going on. Apparently, he was Branch's brother (figures since both are fine ash, MUST be in the genetics), he was in a band, and his other hot brother was in danger?
remember the wedding? yeah me neither atp
★ He can't help but steal occasional glances at you when the others talk, and when he does, his smile almost seems to widen, even if it's just for a split second. He just saw you, yet look at you go! Making him all giddy and shit inside 🤭 ★ And whenever Poppy and Branch turn their backs to discuss the whole situation, you just KNOW he would be smirking at you with a smug-ass grin, trying to strike up a conversation. Keyword? TRYING.
"Soo...come here often?" lord almighty sir THIS IS A WEDDING.
"Damn, I could really go out for some fresh air right now, because I think you took my breath away." SIR WE ARE OUTSIDE WHAT
Needless to say, this man does NOT know how to strike up a convo.
★ If you do end up getting flustered about his horrendous pick-up lines somehow, he will be so fucking proud of himself for getting a reaction out of you, and WILL keep going at it. What a charmer. (Unless you are uncomfortable with that of course, he might not know how to talk to people, but he has human (troll???) decency.) ★ I'm talking him leaning slightly closer to you with half-lidded eyes, a huge smirk plastered on his face as his voice gets lower and lower, though internally I feel like he'd be going 'LET'S FUCKING GOOOO I STILL GOT IT' since he would be a bit unsure if he was doing well in the first place. It's probably been years since he had any sort of interaction with anyone other than Rhonda so it's understandable. ★ Not to mention BROZONE. MY GOD. If you know about his band? NICE! If you don't know anything about it? NICE! Either way, this man will absolutely brag about it to you. Even if it has been AT LEAST 20 YEARS. He will absolutely talk about 'the good old days' as if it was just yesterday. Bro would probably talk about how he wrote the hits "Girl Baby Baby" and "Baby Baby Girl" on the same day. ★And who knows? Maybe at the end of the wedding when sadly he has to go to save his brother with Branch and Poppy, you'll end up getting a way to contact him after the whole thing ends. You will see him sooner than you think, that's for sure though!
(please keep in mind this is the first time I've written any serious headcanons like these and not just stuff like 'he would be a great hugger' or 'he was a 7.5-inch haver 🤯🤯🤯')
GRAAAGH I'M STILL SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS THOUGH, I STILL HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT EVEN IF IT IS SHORT AS HELL
brozone can you count down for me im almost finished
I just had this crazy reskin idea for a FNF mod: imagine the Twinsomnia mod, but with Branch and Poppy as Boy and Girl, and Tiny Diamond as Boyfriend
how I look like seeing the shit my mutuals made that they call bad or feel insecure about
(it's a work of fucking art)
creek is such a little FUCK BY THE WAY you CANNOT tell me he wouldn't tease you until you are so frustrated, like begging for it and if you try to do even like the tiniest bit of it back as payback he'd get all whiny and whimpery and shit like a fucking TWAT
can someone pleasepalspelasplesPLEASE MAKE BROZONE X AGE REGRESSOR READER HCS I AM FUCKING DYING OVER HERE
GUYS GUYS GUYSGSUSGDUDYDU LOOK‼️‼️‼️‼️ dude this is so AAAAANGMGMHMFMH 💥💥💥💥💥
I am so not okay about John Dory, I fucking love him
He is the biggest jock acting motherfucker (affectionate) in the best way possible.
With that being said, some of my headcannons about him:
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⇢ ˗ˏˋ First time meeting ࿐ྂ
I like being delulu and imagining the trolls human size and everyone else are just giants.
That being said I headcannon him to be 5’11
‗ ❍ He’s cocky, no doubt about that, he expects to be recognized and enjoys it if he is, if he’s not, he’ll get disappointed and upset, however it’s nothing too derail us beyond a “have you been living under a rock? How do you NOT know me? Brozone?”
‗ ❍ All smiles, teeth showing and everything, I like to think he has sharp fangs - all four of them
‗ ❍ He likes being close, doesn’t matter if he’s know you for a few minutes or years
‗ ❍ He’s definitely touched-starved, which contributes to him wanting to be close to people
‗ ❍ After a few meetings he gets more bolder with his touching, whether is a hand on the shoulder, arm over the shoulders or full on hugging
‗ ❍ The touching gets more intense as meetings continue
‗ ❍ ABSOLUTELY no situational awareness, he will scream your name and come running up to you, if he is up high he will preform stunts to get to you - if he nails it he will look around showing off those fangs in a smile to get an applause
‗ ❍ Eventually every time he sees you, you will get hugged, always into his side, one arm around your shoulders and his cheek nuzzling into yours
‗ ❍ Ugh, he definitely has nice stubble that rubs so nicely into your skin, I imagine he also has a sole patch just under his lip the barley connects to the rest of the stubble
‗ ❍ These types of hugs will last longer and longer, his nuzzling getting more aggressive, moving to behind your ear to scent
‗ ❍ He would start flirting, perhaps terrible at start, just to gauge what you enjoy and don’t
‗ ❍ Would want your attention solely on him at times, may get a bit aggressive if it’s not
‗ ❍ His aggression wouldn’t be directed towards you, only other people
‗ ❍ The most aggression he’ll show you would be angered voice, side comments, forcibly putting himself in between you and the person(s) you’re speaking to
‗ ❍ JD definitely growls , snarls and bares his teeth at people if he cannot get your attention
⇢ ˗ˏˋ Him Crushing ࿐ྂ
‗ ❍ He wouldn’t understand it at first, being he was alone for so long - besides Rhonda - he’s incredibly touched-starved
‗ ❍ JD thinks he’s just lonely and wants more affection and attention from people, hence his grabbiness with his brothers and forcing them into hugs
‗ ❍ However he would be quicker to know that the attention he wants from you is far different than he craves for his family; or even poppy and viva
‗ ❍ If you think how much he touches you now is intense wait until he fully understands his emotions
‗ ❍ Definitely grabby with the hands, especially placing his non-gloved hand in yours, to show he wants that closeness
‗ ❍ UGH HE WOULD SO GIVE YOU THE OTHER GLOVE SO YOU COULD WEAR IT
‗ ❍ Would expect you to wear it, but wouldn’t force it if you didn’t feel comfortable
‗ ❍ Would stand close to you, invading your space
‗ ❍ Would try to always keep your attention on him
‗ ❍ When he does hug you and rub his cheek against yours he would definitely nuzzle his nose into the shell of your ear
‗ ❍ Would be bold with his confession
‗ ❍ Asks you out privately however, away from everyone just in case you reject him he could pretend it never happened
‗ ❍ He’s ecstatic when you accept his confession
‗ ❍ This is the time he would definitely start to hug you properly, chest to chest, his head resting on yours, purring
‗ ❍ Most definitely a loud mouth and his brothers would end up knowing without him thinking about asking you
‗ ❍ Of course every relationship has its faults he does still have a pretty big ego and does have a habit of storming off, but reuniting with his family, he has seen that he shouldn’t do that and actually talk to out
‗ ❍ if he cannot find himself to do so; he will tell you that he needs space
‗ ❍ though he’s the one to leave so you can be comfortable where you are or we will bring you home
‗ ❍ He doesn’t know how to properly make it up to you, all he knows is to pretend it never happened - this is something you two need to work out
‗ ❍ but he will bring back goodies, flowers, food etc. and want to hang out
‗ ❍ nights like that his insecurities get the best of him - maybe it is better if he should leave, he just hurts people, but he keeps this to himself
‗ ❍ he just cuddles, laying flat on his back with you on top of him, the weight keeps him grounded
‗ ❍ After a while his nicknames will start coming out
‗ ❍ “hey little ma/mama” - this is for any gender that you identify as, it’s a cocky little thing he picked up
‗ ❍ “babe / baby / babydoll” a lot; like a lot especially if he’s nuzzling into you and scent marking
‗ ❍ Into biting, mainly started as nonsexual, an outlet to express his emotions he could not vocalize
I’ll figure out sexual headcanons later * as I haven’t indulged in that side just yet
⇢ ˗ˏˋ Random ࿐ྂ
‗ ❍ hates strawberries
‗ ❍ hates large bodies of water (streams and ponds are okay, rivers are pushing it) - he fell in one and struggled to get out when he left Brozone and was on his own
‗ ❍ actually prefers meat over sweets hence the fangs
‗ ❍ big tail, that drags on the ground if he doesn’t pick it up, has horns/spikes going down the length with a big fuzzy end
‗ ❍ loves when you play with it and only lets you touch it
‗ ❍ walks around in boxers inside Rhonda for the longest time
‗ ❍ finally made his own home but still is often with her
‗ ❍ gets you whatever you want, even if it’s the silliest thing like a feather off a duck with one eye or something
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More coming soon; I am so normal about him I swear
everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP
what if I was open to smurfs x reader requests.