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AHHHH SHIT IT'S ME AGAIN?!
HOW DO THEY KEEP TALKING ME INTO THIS apart from the gentle encouragement, steadfast friendship, enthusiastic invitations and constant support, that is
Just kidding! Anyone who's heard me talk about Sandra and Kasey knows how much I love chatting away into the wee hours of the morning with them. So when they asked if I might be willing to help assemble this episode of their Fact Versus Fiction series, of course I was going to say yes!
The ep is all about sexual hygiene, the icky, sticky realities of it, and the way we mostly prefer to sweep it under the rug when it comes to our fic, especially when it includes butt stuff.
In this first episode (because, surprise surprise, we had a lot to say about... well... everything and ended up splitting it into two parts), it's all about hands, mouths, penises, and vaginas (to the tune of 'heads and shoulders, knees and toes', all together now! 🎶)!
No, that's not– Actually, sure, close enough.
Anyway, if you'd like to know to keep them clean and safe, how to get them ready for mashing together, and how to help them (and you) live your best, squeaky clean sex-life, all while enjoying a hearty dose of wtfs, tangents, TMIs, and mortified laughter, check out the episode wherever you prefer to listen to your podcasts and join us in the back seat! See you there!
New Episode Alert!
Welcome to the first Tumblr exclusive new episode post. We're no longer updating our twitter account so it's all you beautiful peeps now ^.^
Anyway, that means I no longer just copy paste my twitter posts here, so bare with me while I find a new format that's both funny & informative.
BUT
What an episode we're starting with.
This week is a brand new Fact vs Fiction episode! With a special guest host as well. @runawaydr3amerao3 joins us as the newly appointed Agent of Filth and Depravity to assist our resident Agent of Chaos and Kink to talk all things sex & hygiene.
Part 1 of Fact Versus Fiction - Love All Your Bits or at least Look After Them is now live!
Watch/Listen here Class reading materials here
Enjoy!
Oh, yeah, it's the one you've all been waiting for–
Wait, no, not that one, Dean killed him already, remember?
I mean, once or twice.
It's the other one you've all been waiting for since you found out it would be coming after the last episode! Tell 'em, Sammy!
That's right! It's...
Hygiene stuff! Butt sex/play hygiene stuff!
Whether you're a veteran of real life anal or you've only ever encountered it in porn; whether you're into Wincest, Reader Insert, Megstiel, or Jonna; whether you're a slash writer of old or a newcomer to fanfiction where things get explicit in that particular area, come along for the ride while we shed some light in a dark place.
Okay, Dean, put it away, that's very distracting.
Uh, what was– Right, yeah. Fic writers have always been hesitant to get into the nitty gritty of realistic anal sex and the hygiene prep and practices it involves. That 'sanitisation', along with lack of education in the area can lead to a lot of misconceptions and the rise of taboos. Well, lucky for us, that's what the Fact Versus Fiction series is all about!
Remember, y'all, it's a butt. Shit happens!
New Episode Alert!
Part 2 of Fact Versus Fiction - Love All Your Bits or at least Look After Them is now live!
@runawaydr3amerao3 joins us as the newly appointed Agent of Filth and Depravity to assist our resident Agent of Chaos and Kink to talk all things sex & hygiene.
Watch/Listen here Class reading materials here
Enjoy!