Oh, Yeah, It's The One You've All Been Waiting For

Oh, yeah, it's the one you've all been waiting for–

Wait, no, not that one, Dean killed him already, remember?

I mean, once or twice.

It's the other one you've all been waiting for since you found out it would be coming after the last episode! Tell 'em, Sammy!

That's right! It's...

Hygiene stuff! Butt sex/play hygiene stuff!

Whether you're a veteran of real life anal or you've only ever encountered it in porn; whether you're into Wincest, Reader Insert, Megstiel, or Jonna; whether you're a slash writer of old or a newcomer to fanfiction where things get explicit in that particular area, come along for the ride while we shed some light in a dark place.

Okay, Dean, put it away, that's very distracting.

Uh, what was– Right, yeah. Fic writers have always been hesitant to get into the nitty gritty of realistic anal sex and the hygiene prep and practices it involves. That 'sanitisation', along with lack of education in the area can lead to a lot of misconceptions and the rise of taboos. Well, lucky for us, that's what the Fact Versus Fiction series is all about!

Remember, y'all, it's a butt. Shit happens!

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New Episode Alert!

Part 2 of Fact Versus Fiction - Love All Your Bits or at least Look After Them is now live!

@runawaydr3amerao3 joins us as the newly appointed Agent of Filth and Depravity to assist our resident Agent of Chaos and Kink to talk all things sex & hygiene.

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Enjoy!

Sam loving Dean [Dean version]

Ok so... many lubes are water-based. So, could a person make holy water-based lube? And if they could...

Imagine Dean and bloodfreak!Sam using holy water-based lube because it gives Sammy a spicy tingle that makes things better.

Imagine demon!Dean and Sam using it because Dean finally gets why Sam loved it so much back in his bloodsucking days.

Imagine all the fun those two freaky brotherfuckers could have with it.

Mwahahahahaaaaa! YES!

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dean absolutely railing sam while cas watches…and sam is completely mindfucked and doesn't even notice, but dean does and he's getting off on the fact that he gets to show cas what belongs to him.

okay but imagine if in season six soulless sam just didn't hide the fact sam was in love with dean. Like im just going crazy over the idea of a sam just nonchalantly making off hand comments to dean about finding him hot or sam just straight up flirting with him. he's got no soul so he's got no reservations about just telling dean how he feels.

i cannot ever suspend my disbelief enough to see sam as the top r u kidding.. this guy? this guy tops? th.. this guy?