Oh, Yeah, It's The One You've All Been Waiting For

Oh, yeah, it's the one you've all been waiting for–

Wait, no, not that one, Dean killed him already, remember?

I mean, once or twice.

It's the other one you've all been waiting for since you found out it would be coming after the last episode! Tell 'em, Sammy!

That's right! It's...

Hygiene stuff! Butt sex/play hygiene stuff!

Whether you're a veteran of real life anal or you've only ever encountered it in porn; whether you're into Wincest, Reader Insert, Megstiel, or Jonna; whether you're a slash writer of old or a newcomer to fanfiction where things get explicit in that particular area, come along for the ride while we shed some light in a dark place.

Okay, Dean, put it away, that's very distracting.

Uh, what was– Right, yeah. Fic writers have always been hesitant to get into the nitty gritty of realistic anal sex and the hygiene prep and practices it involves. That 'sanitisation', along with lack of education in the area can lead to a lot of misconceptions and the rise of taboos. Well, lucky for us, that's what the Fact Versus Fiction series is all about!

Remember, y'all, it's a butt. Shit happens!

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New Episode Alert!

Part 2 of Fact Versus Fiction - Love All Your Bits or at least Look After Them is now live!

@runawaydr3amerao3 joins us as the newly appointed Agent of Filth and Depravity to assist our resident Agent of Chaos and Kink to talk all things sex & hygiene.

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Enjoy!

Inspired by the season one promo pics in the desert…

Rule one of fandom: there are some things that only exist for us.

Don’t send actors fics

Don’t give them explicit art ever

Don’t tag them in rpf questions or theories

Don’t try to bring them into fandom drama of any kind

Don’t hold them responsible for what the producers and writers decide

They’re still people.  They have private lives, which do not include fandom.

I've decided. Dean DEFINITELY calls Sam "Sweetheart" during sex.

I have a sweet little headcanon where "Little Brother" is used for when Dean and Sam are feeling particularly raunchy. You know, when Dean likes to remind Sam just how filthy they really are despite Dean already being balls deep and Sam begging for Dean to somehow get closer—

But 🥰✨"Sweetheart"✨😍, she's icing on the cake.

She's reserved for when Dean's being gentle. When Sam's a whimpering, moaning mess, practically on the verge of tears and all he wants is for Dean to keep going.

When Dean litters his neck and back with kisses while Sam cums for the second maybe third time that night.

When overstimulation has Sam seeing stars yet Dean continues to roll his hips becuase he knows Sam deserves every last drop.

When they lay there in silence, covered in sweat and it's the only word that falls from his lips before they fall asleep.

. . .Yeah, "Sweetheart" is confirmed. You heard it hear first.

season 1 makes me rllllyyy nostalgic

inspired by @bitchface24-7 's post,

as I'm a "the boys" fan, I love Jensen's look in the show and now I've been introduced to supernatural I can't stop thinking about older man!dean and late teen!/young adult! sammy together

also dean having that hot american soldier boy voice cause I looove it

they go together so well mmmmmm

I just know he'd fuck sam so good

• last year of highschool sam who meets dean at a motel some friday nights where dean is just a romantic and then it devolves into hot, dirty sex

• OH OH sam egging him on - “you really fuck like an old man.” and dean fucking that brattiness out of him. “what was that bitch?” dean spits and grips sam's shaggy hair, not caring if it really hurt and speeds up his thrusts, sam focusing on heavy balls slapping against him, which turns him on even further.

• maybe dean letting go of his grasp in sam's hair and then just as sam rests his head down, he's suprised by dean wrapping his thick hand around sam's throat. squeezing and dean bends down, “now you listen to me, you whore.....”

• dean pays for the stay and asks to treat him to a fancy meal next weekend with which sam happily accepts.