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Totally accurate Lackadaisy quotes

Mordecai: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Viktor: Snow got me feeling some type of way. Mordecai: That's hypothermia. Viktor: Sprostý, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

Viktor: Did you have to stab dem? Mordecai: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Viktor: Vhat did dey say? Mordecai: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Viktor: Dat’s fair.

Ivy: Are you ready to commit? Mordecai: Like a crime or a relationship?

Ivy: I did it! I memorized everything! I'm gonna ace this test! Viktor: I give you one more question before you go. Vhat ended in 1918? Ivy: 1917. Viktor: …You're ready.

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I do this with every piece of fiction.

if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?