Fionn Mac Cumhaill And The Fianna (I Dont Think I Spelled Either Of Those Right) - Tumblr Posts

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1 year ago

I have some thoughts on Jesus…

Can he walk on clouds? Is it all hydrogen? Or specific combinations of hydrogen and oxygen but if you change it just a tiny bit then he can’t walk on it? Could he walk on rain like the dragons in Raya? Were they walking on the rain?? Could Jesus only walk on storm clouds?

My mum and I concluded that he can change the water to be standable by will, so that he can bathe and swim, but then that implies if you distract him he’ll fall in!

And walking on clouds is like when you’re walking on foam at a trampoline place and there aren’t any walls to balance on… like the clip from Kobayashi’s dragon maid where her boss keeps falling on his face, but with Jesus

Jesus is a water elemental confirmed.

Is this post sacrilegious? I’m not Christian but still

Also! Would Jesus be able to walk on wine? Would it be all wine or just the water he turned into wine? Could he walk on his own blood if it’s all wine?

I have the perfect job for Jesus…

he’s the grape stomper at a winery :D

It’s perfect!

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when Jesus comes back and has to get a job so he goes to one of those school fairs and meets a wine mum they’d have such a good time the apocalypse is gonna be so cool King Arthur is coming back Fionn Mac Cumhaill and the fianna (I don’t think I spelled either of those right) Merlin is in an oak tree but idk if he’s coming back for the apocalypse Charlemagne is in a mountain with a name I also can’t spell Jesus and Charlemagne arguing about the Holy Roman Empire oh god 😭 oh god quite literally Venna moinen (I didn’t spell that right at all) is gonna come back to Finland some guy is in the attic of a synagogue no idea if half these guys are coming back but it’ll be fun if they do ohhh the language barriers! linguists are gonna have the time of their lives before we all die jesus christ jesus

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