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Chaldea Resort Starters Part 5
“Team.. Wild Snow Geese Angels?” “I like Team Cold Justice!” “Team U.C. for the win!” “Go Go (Almost) Heaven’s Feel!” “Team Daishouri literally means victory doesn’t it? They’ve got this!” “But Team Fabulous looks promising!” “Team Snow Demons stands a chance I think!” “You gotta give Team We’re Totally Gonna Win This, points for confidence.” “I want to see a final showdown between Makoto and Shirou in an epic protag fight!” “The Christmas tree is still safe.. for now.” “Dude. Makoto is so gonna win with the power of friendship on his side.” “Nah. It’s Shirou. He can unlimited blade works his way.” “NANI? NOBLE PHANTASMS ARE BANNED?” “wait. my skills aren’t working… the snow is… HITTING ME?” “I am so gonna hit __ in the face for this war!” “Nix has been living off hot chocolate, I think..” “I still want to know what the prize is! Give us a hint!” “Hot chocolate will be provided right?” “Berserker has a booth where we.. hit him?” “Thank the gods the dunk tank is INDOORS.” “We can bob for apples?” “Let’s have Caster Cu read our fortunes!” “Here here. Some blankets were being handed out. It looked like you needed one while watching the teams.” “Wait, why did one person submit their team in full Japanese?” “Everyone’s team is in mostly perfect English”
@sabre-masquee messaged: “Hot chocolate will be provided right?”
Meme
“Oh, yes most definitely, I’ve seen that Hot Chocolate booth around here somewhere, so all you need to do is find it Saber, unless...you want me to take you there?”
Chaldea Resort Starters Part 6
“Did you see what Taiga did!? She took down that whole fort!” “I can’t believe Makoto’s team lost.. by one point!” “How much hot chocolate do we have?” “Padoru Padoru~” “That Bersercar is a murder bus!” “Can anyone make it into Diamond Dust Castle without being flattened!?” “Kirei seriously brought a rocket launcher! I can’t believe this!” “It’s going to be a battle of the Emiyas..” “I can see the bloodbath now.” “We can’t forget about the Illyas facing off either!” “I can hear Nix’s voice starting to go out..” “You sure it’s not the mic issues you are hearing?” “Ah, let’s prepare hot water! Too much chocolate is bad.” “I am making a bet. Who wants to join?" "Wait… Can you get addicted to Hot Chocolate?” “Shirou’s last minute stunt was amazing!” “Go, Cold Justice!” “Go, Daishouri!” “Go, (Almost) Heaven’s Feel!” “Go, Fabulous!” “Who’s bright idea was it to give Lancelot a gun!?” “Ugh, I blame Shirou for giving Lancelot a gun.” “Are weapons allowed?!” “Did you see that Marie had a motorcycle!?” “For a second I thought Carmilla was going to murder someone..” “Wait. Don’t servants need a license for motorcycles?!” "Did you see poor Sophia get thrown through the air?” “Did you see that snow tube…?! Why…?” “That stand off between Okita and Kotaro was amazing!” “Do you think Archer overdid it with the catapults on Team Fabulous?” “These battles are heating up! Let’s keep cheering them on!” “I feel worried for two Archers and one Mage. They seem to hate each other…” “The Nobus all tried their best!”
Send me 🔥 + a word and I will write a NSFW headcanon for my muse.
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colorful headcanons.
( send me a copic color for a headcanon )
frost blue: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?
peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?
lapis lazuli: does your muse prefer the idea of exploring the depths of the oceans, or the boundless expanses of space more?
reddish brass: how likely is your muse to step up and take the role of a leader? are they willing to take the challenge, or are they more apt to being a follower?
burnt umber: how stable is your muse, mentally and/or emotionally?
champagne: does your muse drink (alcohol)? are they a heavy drinker, if so?
tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?
malachite: has your muse ever done anything that they winded up feeling incredibly guilty for in the end?
olive: is your muse prone to feeling envious of others? if yes, what is it that they typically feel envious over?
vermillion: is your muse courageous, or would they consider themselves to be more of a coward?
coral: what is your muse's romantic and sexual orientations?
bougainvillaea: would your muse consider themselves as blunt, or do they beat around the bush instead?
currant: what's something that absolutely disgusts your muse (can be a person, place, thing, ect)?
crimson: how passionate is your muse about the things they love most?
raspberry: what food and/or drink can your muse not get enough of? do they indulge in it often, or is it something reserved for special occasions?
baby blossoms: does your muse have a favorite scent? what is it, and why?
mallow: what sorts of things might remind your muse of those close to them? any scents, objects, sounds?
aubergine: does your muse prefer the day, or are they more of a night-owl?
acacia: how much does it take for your muse to hate someone?
cadmium yellow: what subjects or topics does your muse avoid, because they bring up harmful / painful memories?
honey: when your muse loves someone (whether it be romantic, platonic, or familial love), how do they show it?
chartreuse: if you had to describe your muse with a color, what color would it be and why?
anise: when it comes to self-care, what does your muse do to take care of themselves? do they take care to spend time on it, or do they feel they don't deserve it?
new leaf: what message would your muse send to their past self, if any?
moss: how easily does your muse adapt to any new situations they're thrust into?
silk: does your muse care about appearances much? do they spend a lot of time on their own appearance, or do they just go with the flow each day?
sanguine: does your muse typically have an optimistic, pessimistic, or some middle ground outlook on life?
atoll: if your muse could go anywhere, without any restrictions whatsoever, where would they go? why would they go there?
cool grey: if your muse could ensure one thing for certain in their future to come, what would it be?
black: does your muse have a 'bucket list?' list some things your muse wants to accomplish before they die.
@gallowking typed: peacock blue: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?
PEACOCK BLUE: is your muse honest? what sorts of lies do they tell, if not?
Is my muse honest? It depends, with those he is close to, he is very honest, his sister Hakunon is who he is the most honest with however. Most others will not know everything about him, this is mostly when it comes to his emotions.
One of his favorite lies is ‘I’m alright.’ when he really isn’t, in truth despite everything he had done, Hakuno feels powerless and useless, after all it was his sister or his servants that did all those amazing feats while he watched from the sidelines, at least in his mind, he views himself as unfavorable and someone who could be overlooked.
This is what he lies about, because he believes that he shouldn’t feel this way in front of others.
@berserkingpowers typed: Frost blue
FROST BLUE: does your muse enjoy the snow and cold? or are they the type to enjoy summer more?
Honestly, he doesn’t mind either seasons, though he has a very slight bias towards the cold season, mostly because Hakuno loves the idea of playing in the snow with his friends, having snowball fights and the like, it can be very relaxing.
@abendrotbrav typed: tea orange: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?
TEA ORANGE: what is something that your muse is fascinated with?
Hakuno is fascinated with many things, but one of them is actually nature, he likes plants, tree and animals, for these are things he hasn’t really experienced that much, as such he fines the idea of exploring nature extremely fascinating!
Send in sexy pictures to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts.
Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.
Have your muse describe themselves on anon and I'll say if I'll date you.
post - trauma sentence starters blood, death mention.
“don’t do that. don’t shut me out.”
“you’ve been crying. i can tell.”
“we need to change those bandages and get some food in you.”
“you want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”
“that was a brave thing you did today.”
“shh, that’s okay, get everything out.”
“there’s something on your shirt. you – that’s blood!”
“need some space?”
“you should lay down.”
“there’s nothing wrong with asking for help.”
“shh, shh. you were having a nightmare.”
“we can talk through the door.”
“let’s clean you up and get you to bed, okay?”
“you almost died.”
“i brought you a blanket.”
“you’re home. you’re safe.”
“i’m worried about you.”
“is everything okay?”
“tell me how to make it better.”
“it’s been a tough few days. how are you holding up?”
“you have to stay awake. come on, give my hand a squeeze.”
“you’re in the hospital.”
“think you can make it to the bathroom?”
“no, no. don’t close your eyes.”
SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).
SIX WORDS .
❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞
TEN WORDS .
❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞
CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.
“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”