Frat!harry - Tumblr Posts
Bwwwahahahaha! As the youngest in my gaggle of friends who frequently was the sober DD for the group, sometimes you gotta have a little fun with 'em. Friends! Thanks for the fun story with the boyz.
I wrote the 'incorrect quote' version of this last night and wanted to write a blurb based on it. I also just love normal Harry and Peter being besties because we didn't get to see it in their movie like we should have. So here take this to tickle the frat!Peter and frat!Harry itch.
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It was a dumb trend Peter had seen on tiktok, mostly with people forcing camera’s into the face of their animals. He had done it with Bashful’s family pets when they went to her hometown for the weekend, however he thought he knew a better participant other than the german shepard puppy and calico cat his girlfriend loved dearly. Someone who’d sent his head through the wall of the frat house a raging four times from laughing so hard. Someone who's gotten so black out drunk that he tried to unlock the gate from the hinges on the inside before throwing himself over it. Someone who's truly never had a coherent thought behind his eyes.
Peter, arguably about three melon bombs in, ran down the steps of the frat house Bashful on his heels. “Stop, slow down, I don't wanna miss it.” She yelled laughing.
Peter readied his phone with the TikTok audio before rushing to the backyard of the frat house. Harry jumped looking over his shoulder smiling at his friend who rapidly approached him with a devious joy in his run. Peter came to a halting stop in front of Harry, knocking the glasses off his face, Peter’s hand resting on top of his blonde locks as the video started.
“You have a smoooooth brain.”
Peter poked his head, dragging his finger across his friend's forehead. “No ridges or lumps.”
Harry laughed, staring at his friend and Bashful covering her mouth laughing at Harry’s confusions.
“Or valleys or bumps. All idea’s slide right off...like a water slide”
Harry pulled his head away swatting at Peter’s hand as his friend took off running again.
“What the fuck was that?”
“You have a smooth brain, Har, it’s okay.” Bashful teased, ruffling his hair.
“I literally have stocks in Oscorp, Peter’s the smooth brain one here.”
Peter walked back and sat on the arm of Harry’s yard chair. “Whatever helps you Har, I’m not the one who got stuck in a spider-man kids float and almost drowned.”
“I wish you had.” Harry mumbled sliding his sunglasses back on.