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I'm every time someone calls Lord Astarion a “cardboard villain” (+ parodying Cazador), briefly - in this nasty way:

Fr since when has he not been an evil trickster who says evil trickster shit.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

Uh, no, back off.

It's an FreakStarion. When Astarion does the cringe, pompous it's pleasurable and sexy because in slavery he wasn't allowed to do it, he had to be an invisible shadow, small worm - now he's free. In both cases and it's sad for those who don't see it in Lord Astarion aka Astarion with power.

The man is talking about gold goblets and virgins.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

In Act 3, sunshine.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

A bed of dead bodies (he says totally chillin, almost laughing at that) I mean Stephen Rooney loved ‘What We Do in the Shadows.’ Vlad dusted the floor with a corpse.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

brilliant

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

I'm sure he has the same attitude towards children as Lae or Minthara. They can be fun, interesting like Arabella. But if someone dies, he won't care long because someone was weak.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

A child has lost his mum and is asking for help

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

The man is grieve about his father's death. Astarion: Well, it's a sacrifice, especially since you're going to be a Duke - cool.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

You know, he likes drow armour, armies. So he likes something dark and cool. Flowers are bright, he doesn't mind, because he says he likes the luxury, brightness and the colours - but most importantly they don't have much practical use. Poison can't be made :<

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

Everything can be turned in the direction of nastiness. You know who else liked to watch people fight to the death? Cazador. Monsieur Calvin J. Candie.

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

If you look at the approvals you will see an even paler Astarioniс wtf :D

I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This
I'm Every Time Someone Calls Lord Astarion A Cardboard Villain (+ Parodying Cazador), Briefly - In This

+2 +5 - it's rare. Usually everyone's +1.


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