Fucked Up Dreams - Tumblr Posts

i had a dream that i put on my own urinetown production and suddenly martyn from inthelittlewood and skizzleman came in and martyn said "im auditioning for little sally" , skizz said "im auditioning for mr. cladwell" and i got so shocked i pulled out an ak-47 and shot both of them while screaming because their skins were these fuckers but really gargantuan

i had yet another dream that i was on the life series and i was a watcher even though i know NOTHING ABOUT WATCHERS WHAT ARE THEY WHAT DO THEY DO WHATS HAPPENING and doc was there too?? he was like " woah jay your looking kind of purple today" and i went like "what" and pulled out the clam mirror from Smile for me and i was BRIGHT FUCKING PURPLE and then i woke up and my dog was lying ontop of me and i couldnt breathe 💪 this is what happens when i sleep